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KRAZYWOLF
Posts: 221
1/15/11 9:25 P

Chuck Norris is so bad that his shadow won't even show up for shadow boxing!



HAMNKING
Posts: 1,818
1/1/11 9:18 P

"what happens when an unstappable force meets an immoveable object?" was answered yesterday when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.



ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
1/1/11 10:57 A

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.



NETGUNNY
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Posts: 2,427
12/20/10 2:44 A

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Bonus-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.




ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
12/17/10 7:27 P

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his grass he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.



RDNKGOD
Posts: 231
12/17/10 8:28 A

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the ground down.



ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
12/14/10 9:06 P

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.



NETGUNNY
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12/14/10 3:48 P

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Bonus-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.




ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
12/12/10 9:27 A

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.



NETGUNNY
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12/10/10 2:12 P

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.





PIRATERYAN
Posts: 27
12/10/10 10:42 A

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".



ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
12/9/10 7:03 P

People check under their bed for the boogieman. The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.



GETNFITGUY
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12/9/10 11:00 A

**Crude Warning, Do Not Read If Offended Eeasily**






Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them!



ROCK_CLIMBER2
Posts: 328
12/8/10 9:31 P

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.



ILRURALRT
Posts: 150
12/8/10 8:53 P

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman - over the phone.



 
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