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KRAZYWOLF Posts: 221
1/15/11 9:25 P

Chuck Norris is so bad that his shadow won't even show up for shadow boxing!

HAMNKING Posts: 1,818
1/1/11 9:18 P

"what happens when an unstappable force meets an immoveable object?" was answered yesterday when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

"Maybe Boston someday" has been officially replaced by "Boston fall of 2010."

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ILRURALRT Posts: 157
1/1/11 10:57 A

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

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12/20/10 2:44 A

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Bonus-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.


ILRURALRT Posts: 157
12/17/10 7:27 P

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his grass he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

RDNKGOD Posts: 231
12/17/10 8:28 A

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the ground down.

ILRURALRT Posts: 157
12/14/10 9:06 P

Chuck Norris can make a happy meal cry.

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12/14/10 3:48 P

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Bonus-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.


ILRURALRT Posts: 157
12/12/10 9:27 A

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.

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12/10/10 2:12 P

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.



PIRATERYAN Posts: 27
12/10/10 10:42 A

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

ILRURALRT Posts: 157
12/9/10 7:03 P

People check under their bed for the boogieman. The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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12/9/10 11:00 A

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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them!

ROCK_CLIMBER2 Posts: 328
12/8/10 9:31 P

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

ILRURALRT Posts: 157
12/8/10 8:53 P

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman - over the phone.

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