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OKANOG Posts: 7,088
4/3/05 10:22 P

RALYBUCH - I am happy you enjoyed it.
This was my first attempt at creative writing.
I entered this poem in a creative writing contest. To my surprise I won the rights to have my poem published in a book of poems.

Edited by: OKANOG at: 4/3/2005 (22:24)
RALYBUCH Posts: 44
4/3/05 10:25 A

Okanog
I enjoyed your poem. Thanks, for putting in words, the way many of us feel about the internet.

OKANOG Posts: 7,088
4/2/05 10:28 A

Thought I would share my published poem......

ADDICTED

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
Triva Games of Questions, that make no sense
Games of chance, Games of Skill
Keep me coming back for More

Html ~ Is the game
A second language
I can boast

Forums and chats
Where Cyberpals hang out
Dear and precious
They Come From lands
Near and Far

Amoung my family
They swear they'll call
The Cyber Cops and Take me away
To Non-Computer-Land
Addicted I am
[copywrite]

Edited by: OKANOG at: 4/2/2005 (10:29)
OKANOG Posts: 7,088
4/1/05 1:20 A

RALYBUCH

emoticon emoticon ROFL hysteria broke into emoticon

RALYBUCH Posts: 44
3/31/05 6:24 P

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.

"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/30/05 11:43 P

RALYBUCH - love the play on words in the joke!

Here another one ..... BAD HAIR DAY

"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor.

The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin. "Well, the last thing I remember was my wife coming out of the beauty salon. I took one look at her and said, 'Well, Honey, ... at least you tried."

Edited by: OKANOG at: 3/30/2005 (23:53)
RALYBUCH Posts: 44
3/30/05 7:46 P

Hello All
I enjoyed the jokes. This is a place I think I would like to hang out for a while.

I got a funny for you
Two men walked into a bar
...You think one of them would have ducked.

Have a good one!


OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/25/05 8:41 P

Hello Steve Welcome! Feel free to share any good clean jokes in here that you may come across. I don't really feel old mentally, but there is signs of wear on the bode. emoticon

DADD999STEVE Posts: 63
3/25/05 5:41 P

I resemble those remarks..... Funny. Loved the Good points of being over 50, just passed that point.

OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/24/05 11:28 A

Men are like ...... Blenders ..

You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/23/05 1:25 P

Men are like ...... Weather ...
Nothing can be done to change them.

OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/23/05 2:36 A

Got another good one in the email but it is a little
bit of male bashing so won't share as not fair to the nice guys, if there is any lurking around.

Edited by: OKANOG at: 3/24/2005 (11:29)
OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/22/05 7:24 P

Here's an email I got today

SIGNS OF WEAR

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN . Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN ."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

And "OLD" IS WHEN .. You are not sure these are jokes.

Edited by: OKANOG at: 3/22/2005 (19:25)
OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/22/05 7:13 P

Well, Aunt Bee, you must enjoy reading a few sent in emails, you could share the humor!

AUNTBEE1945BK Posts: 10,284
3/22/05 5:46 P

Will have to find some good one's I am not good at telling jokes!

Aunt Bee
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OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/21/05 3:01 P

The Perks of Being Over 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can get a seniors rate when dining out.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even
realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a
challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no
matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
manageable size.

Edited by: OKANOG at: 3/21/2005 (15:02)
OKANOG Posts: 7,088
3/21/05 2:57 P

! emoticon Let's share good clean jokes in here! emoticon

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