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The North American Beldame (malificae veneficus sapiens)

Native to the chocolate regions of central Pennsylvania, the North American Beldame startles easily, and has been known to react violently to sudden and unnecessary intrusions. The Beldame has also been knows to slay its victims with its barbed tongue and rapier wit.
The Beldame responds well to 80's heavy metal, English confection, and information regarding the procurement of used books and period kitchen utensils. It ...
The North American Beldame (malificae veneficus sapiens)

Native to the chocolate regions of central Pennsylvania, the North American Beldame startles easily, and has been known to react violently to sudden and unnecessary intrusions. The Beldame has also been knows to slay its victims with its barbed tongue and rapier wit.
The Beldame responds well to 80's heavy metal, English confection, and information regarding the procurement of used books and period kitchen utensils. It also enjoys painfully dry humor and icy cold cans of Diet Coke. If you have none of these things to offer, please observe from a distance, and walk away quietly.
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BELDAME "...for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, to be content..everywhere and in all things I am instructed to be both full and hungry, both to abound and to suffer need."
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Member Since: 3/22/2009

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My Goals:
I want buff arms. I want people to look at my arms and go, "Damn, lookit them guns!" I want a flat stomach. I also want a Koenigsegg because they go 250 MPH, have push-button start and shoot FLAMES when they accelerate. This last is probably irrelevant, however.

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Counting calories, because caloric deficits are my friend. Half an hour of strength training and half an hour of cardio at the gym at least thrice weekly; recumbant bike for half an hour plus free weights on off days.

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I am a misogynistic misanthropic anglophile. I like gardening, flea markets, writing, reading, and waxing my car (her name is Brunhilde, and I love her.)

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I read everything. I like British comedy, esp. Ab Fab and Monty Python. I have a crush on Eddie Izzard in spite of his politics. My favorite show is "Top Gear" (the original British, not the crap American one.) My favorite movies are Mommie Dearest, Jaws, Better Off Dead, 16 Candles, The Devil's Backbone, etc. I like to do subversive cross-stitch projects.

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