I waited and waited and waited with zero-cal birthday cake in one hand and a balloon in the other hand ALL NIGHT LONG on my birthday...but you never came. 'Tis okay! You were probably doing something important! I knew you *wanted* to be here, anyway! Ha!
Thanks for the Happy Birthday! What's this 118 I see? Are you trying to make me cry?? Look at you, skating around at my ideal weight!! Excellent work!!!