"How many times have you tried to "lose weight"? If you wouldn't have quit, you'd already be at your goal."

"Nobody wakes up thin"

“Wasting food is wasting food – whether in a body that doesn’t need it, or in a trash can. The difference is that it won’t hurt the trash can, but it will hurt you.”

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady, but I can usually shut her up with chocolate."

Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will ...

"How many times have you tried to "lose weight"? If you wouldn't have quit, you'd already be at your goal."

"Nobody wakes up thin"

“Wasting food is wasting food – whether in a body that doesn’t need it, or in a trash can. The difference is that it won’t hurt the trash can, but it will hurt you.”

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady, but I can usually shut her up with chocolate."

Drinking three glasses of water before every meal will help you lose weight, because you will burn a lot of calories running to the bathroom.

The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out

“Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” -Beth McCollister

“Yes, some people say to me you’re too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that….."
~Karl Lagerfeld

"To not worry that you're too heavy for him."

Fact: After you eat ONE M&M, you need to run a lap around a football field to burn it off

"You fall
You get up
You get over it
You go on."

We fail because we don't strike the iron while it's hot. We don't take immediate action toward achieving what we want. We decide to wait until tomorrow, or next week, or even next month.

Listen closely: the only time it's too late to change yourself is when you're dead. Until then, you're simply making excuses or lying to yourself.

"Three words women most want to hear from a man. 'You lost weight.'"

"That awkward moment when someone who's skinnier than you says, "I'm so fat" and you stand there like "..."

"One definition of insanity is: Doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result." ~Albert Einstein

The only good thing about school is that I’m not at home where there is a big ass kitchen for me to go in and raid…

Maybe it’s not my weekend, but it’s gonna be my year

"Do Not Reward yourself with food. You're not a DOG."

"Whatever you get quick, you lose quick."

"You have three choices. You can give up, give in, or give it your all."

Turn 'I wish' into 'I will'

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing. That's why we recommend it daily.

No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.

You can feel sore tomorrow or you can feel sorry tomorrow. You choose.

Ask yourself if what you're doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.

"You don't get it by
STARING
You don't get it by
WISHING
You don't get it by
DROOLING
You don't get it by
HOPING
You don't get it
EASY
You get it by
GETTING OFF YOUR ASS
WORKING FOR IT
EVERY SECOND
OF EVERY DAY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"

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