JOY2BSLIM   2,773
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If it werent for running in circles and jumping to conclusions i would get no exercise at all.










Here she goes again looking up foods to make new recipes while Im trying to sleep!!



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Looking down at belly now and knowing I will be able to bounce a rock off this instead of jello

Im laughing my shrinking buns all the way to the scale after I tell people I lose weight by eating cakes, pies, muffins, fettucine alfredo and other "forbidden foods" This is usually after I have been advised the only way to the magic land of the Buff Kingdom is to drink 10 gallons of water a day and feast on water marinated celery sticks after you have run 100 miles. My way is less painful, more fun and its working.
Im laughing my shrinking buns all the way to the scale after I tell people I lose weight by eating cakes, pies, muffins, fettucine alfredo and other "forbidden foods" This is usually after I have been advised the only way to the magic land of the Buff Kingdom is to drink 10 gallons of water a day and feast on water marinated celery sticks after you have run 100 miles. My way is less painful, more fun and its working.




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Member Since: 3/30/2008

SparkPoints: 2,773

Fitness Minutes: 260

My Goals:
To get so amazingly ripped, devastatingly gorgeous, awesomely healthy, rock hard and glowing with health and help out of shape, depressed women who have given up do the same and see this get paid forward.

My Program:
I get out of bed and as long as I am breathing, I will drag my shrinking buns down the stairs and work out two hours to either turbo jam with 10 pound weights, belly dance with scarves, or hip hop abs. A few days a week I go to the Y and get on the elliptical and pretend im mashing in the faces of anyone who ever said something cruel and stupid to me. Its a wonder I havent had that machine to China and back banged up with dents and frequent flyer miles. I am on Weight Watchers. I am finding what foods will be my new blueprint for life as I watch the pounds go and see an outline of a stomach that I was once proud to have.

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Dont you just love checking out a new gym and have some anorexic scarecrow in anal floss vacantly ask "what are your goals?" I am tempted to say, "I want to bulk up my ass so I have more seating space and a crack large enough to hold luggage", I would love more cleavage on my back, I am dying for a new set of jello-like jowls that flap in the breeze, my earlobes should be bigger so I would have more room to hang that deluxe set of draperies on, could you make these dreams come true for me?

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Ever try yoga? Your in the mood for something different on the exercise menu so you go to some granola-breathing instructor who is verbally tying your body up in knots till your belly button is somewhere around your ears. If you can manage this without breaking a tooth or rupturing your ear canal, she gives the next impossible instruction .......now breathe.

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FEEDTHEHUNGER
7/30/2014 7:10:10 AM

Love your page, your kitty and your sense of joy! Adding you as a friend...

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GENRE009
3/21/2014 5:30:33 PM

Remember today you are worth the love you have for others.
Today you will fight the good fight.
You will honor yourself, by fighting your demons.
Feed yourself the love that you have for God and others, to yourself.
Nourish your soul with foods that make you want to be happy.
Don't put yourself, on the bottom of your list.
Represent what it is you give out to others.
And stand strong in the fact that you are loved.
Don't see the bottle half empty,
For it is half full!
Be grateful for life.
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GENRE009
3/20/2014 12:39:15 PM

You have your job cut out for you. Good luck on keeping strong through out all of this pressure. I can see that you are very compassionate as a person, and forgiving. So I hope you get what you need in comfort, and help. eva



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TONEITUPSARA
11/15/2013 8:50:38 AM

Hello there! I am the leader of the sparkteam Medical Students and Professionals. I realized that you were still active of sparkpeople so I thought I'd mention that i am trying to get that sparkteam back up and going. I am sending out weekly and daily challenges if you'd like to try them out.
If you have any questions, just let me know!!

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PHOENIXNICKI
7/17/2013 8:09:37 AM

Good morning Joy2BSLIM!
I am also new in the BFC group! But I here too officially (not really officially :) ) welcome you. We will bring the group new energies. Boy I saw that you have lost a lot of weight! Wow! I haven't read all of your page, but what are your tips and new eating habits? Did you reach this with Jorge's ideas? or your own?
I am at the first day today of the second week. Of course the first week was uplifting. 7 lbs in 7 days! I also know only about 1/3 was true weight loss, but even 2 lbs a week? I'll take it!! I am aiming towards 4 lbs. a week until I reach my goal of total 30, now only 23. If not, I will be happy with just plain 'ol losing! My body LOVES LOVES LOVES to be at exactly 164.2, plus minus half pounds. It thinks it wants 30 in the savings account, darn it! I can watch what I eat, or not. Always the same for years now. So imagine my excitement to see a 157.8!!!!!! yuppiee! I am going in the right direction!
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