Secrets of Success
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| Pounds lost: 60.9
Tuesday~~A day to try and do better than Monday!!
"""Have a Good Day"""
21 days ago
~~ ~~8 things you didn't know about laughter~~ ~~
1. In groups, women laugh more than men.
2. Laughter is said to improve alertness, creativity, and memory.
3. Most people cannot laugh at command.
4. The sound of laughter is not associated with any one language.
5. One good belly laugh burns about 3.5 calories.
6. Gelotology is the study of humor & laughter.
7. Healthy people laugh about 100 to 400 times a day.
8. That's about 2,800 times a week or 146, 000 times a year.
You laugh, I laugh...you cry, I cry.
You fall, I laugh, then I fall too, because I was laughing too hard.
I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
My favorite pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.
Nothing compares with the stomach ache I get from laughing with my best friend.
That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke, and you're finally done, your friend doesn't even get it.
Laughter... a tranquilizer with no side effects, so please take it regularly
Have a "Laughing" filled Weekend
23 days ago
~~ ~How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity~ ~~
1. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors."
3. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
4. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!"
5. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!".
6. Sing along at the opera.
7. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
8..Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy,
we're going to have to let one of you go".
9. Every time you see a broom yell "Honey, your mother is here".
10. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
11. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
~~ ~~Laugh, & have a fun, insane Weekend~~ ~~
73 days ago
"May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!" - Daniel Webster
Enjoy the Fourth of July! May your day be filled with fun, friends, family, and thoughts of why we celebrate this day.
85 days ago
I was surprised to see a message from you on my Sparkpage. It was good to see you the other day even if it was just a few minutes. Boy, the boys are growing! Mom loved the peaches - thanks!
86 days ago