I believe my house is haunted. Every time I look in my mirror, a crazy old lady stands in front of me, so I can't see my reflection.
Actually you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years assuming you can stand the sight of someone your age naked.
Don't think of them as hot flashes, think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
"And another thing Francis, all this fuss about Same Sex marriage. I just don't see what the big deal is. Harvey and I have been having the same sex for 54 years. and to tell you the truth, it isn't worth getting all upset over."
When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my "Life Alert" button to see how many hot firefighters show up
"What kind of tea is that?" "I don't know, but I found it in my grandson's room.". ~Here's to Getting Older~ 5 days ago
If you're helping someone and expecting something in return, you're doing business not kindness. ~~~Jonathan Kitavi~~~ NOT everyone will appreciate what you do for them... YOU have to figure out who's worth your kindness AND who's just taking advantage.... ~~~Unknown Always be sure to show compassion and kindness to strangers.. for you never know when you may be in the company of an angel... angels don't always have wings. ~~~Nishan Panwar~~~ Being kind to someone, only to look kind to others, defeats the purpose of being kind. ~~~Unknown~~~
Stop being unhappy with yourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. Love them. Without those things, you wouldn't be you & why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident with who you are, smile, it'll draw people in. If anyone hates you because you are happy with yourself, then just laugh and smile because what other people think of you, it's not your business. Your happiness is not dependent on others anymore. Be happy and love who you are. Love your flaws, love your imperfections, because they make you you & 'you" are pretty amazing. So keep on being the very best you, 'you' can be.
Let's go back to the time.. when hearts only got broken if your mom didn't want to buy you that new doll. when we didn't know that boys are different. when we didn't know about sex, drugs and alcohol. when we still believed that babies came from birds. when Santa Claus was real. when wishing for a dream to come true was all it took. when we believed that we would once find our Prince Charming. when we didn't worry about lies and backstabbers. when you were cool if you had the new Barbie Doll. when you were friends with everyone without wondering what they think of your clothes. when "partying" meant getting together with your friends and your new toys. Wouldn't you love to go back to those times? ~Unknown~ ~~Barb~~ 12 days ago