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Grammy, the DragonLady

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Olive?
You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate ...
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why do you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Olive?
You know, “Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.”

I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

Q: What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve?
A: A pack of batteries which says at the bottom "toy not included."

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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 43,153

Fitness Minutes: 25,135

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

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Don't be so nosy!

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