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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 41,035

Fitness Minutes: 24,920

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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MAYBER
7/18/2014 12:16:47 AM

Congrats on being a motivator know am late but just now getting around to reading some emails and cleaning out you are an inspiration and like your sense of humor best wishes as you continue on your journey one day at a time love prayers peace God Bless\`
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PAMBWS
6/11/2014 4:40:54 PM

Would love to defend my honor, but am currently in a haunted castle in Poland. Internet is iffy at best. I will have to play catch up when I get back from getting lost in Europe in mid July. Thanx for the goodie.



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SLOPOKE_SAL
5/26/2014 10:18:28 PM

Good pics and we actually DID have an Uncle Jack!



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52BINCE
5/25/2014 9:23:21 AM

Thanx for the trunks, However I prefer boxer briefs to wear to the clinics lol!!!!!



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PHYLLISJJOHNSON
5/18/2014 8:49:06 PM

I FOUND YOU!!!! emoticon



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