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Grammy, the DragonLady

Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? Iím so hungry.

Q: What's green and loud?
A: A froghorn.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

Q: What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.

Lifeís a bitch, because if it was a slut, itíd be easy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



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Member Since: 2/13/2008

SparkPoints: 41,666

Fitness Minutes: 24,920

My Goals:
What??? I'll think about it

My Program:
Nothing...and I mean NOTHING is off limits. If I have to give up all my junk and fast foods, I'll never make it.

BUT...when I indulge, it is with portion control. And that is my program--control portions and increase exercise minutes.

I use SP Nutrition and Fitness Trackers faithfully, and try to get as many SparkPoints as I can comfortably fit into a day. (You really CAN spend hours here! lol)

Personal Information:
I was born in the year of the Dragon...and I collect dragons--and grandchildren...17 to date.

Other Information:
Don't be so nosy!

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Member Comments:
SKELLEY3440
9/12/2014 6:28:50 PM

I love your sense of humor. I'm sure you've heard this a lot today since you're THE MOTIVATOR dun, dun, dun.. Seriously though, love your page and your blog posts! Keep smiling emoticon



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YICHE12
9/12/2014 8:09:35 AM

emoticon on being our Spark Motivator of the Week! emoticon emoticon Keep up the great work and enjoy your very special time in the spotlight. Many emoticon

P.S. I really enjoy your sense of humor.



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DMSGLASS
9/11/2014 5:49:30 PM

emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon on being featured as Spark Motivator. Your page made me smile!




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GIRLINMOTION
9/11/2014 11:47:04 AM

Congratulations Sassy for being Spark Motivator of the Week.

I really enjoy your sense of humour!



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JIBBIE49
9/11/2014 8:45:06 AM

emoticon emoticon Great to see you in the Spark Mail as THE MOTIVATOR. What an honor. emoticon



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