SIERRAGOLD
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This is Chloe. I adopted her from the NV SPCA in 2009.




This is Bella. I adopted her from the NV Humane Society in 2009.


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  • v BARBIEE52
    ~~ emoticon ~~TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY~~ emoticon ~~

    1. Specify that your "Drive-in" order is "To Go".
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "Marijuana."
    3. With a very straight face order a "Diet Water" whenever you go out to eat.

    4. Sing along at the "Opera."
    5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
    6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won."
    7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling "Run for your lives. They're Loose!!"

    8 Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say
    "Follow the yellow brick road."
    9. With a very straight face, tell your children over dinner.
    "Due to the economy, we are going To have to let one of you go."
    And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
    10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,
    go to the counter and ask where the "Fitting Room" is.

    emoticon emoticon Try one of these today and make someone smile emoticon emoticon

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    161 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    It seems like I'm on a one way lane
    going the opposite direction of everybody else.
    Before you criticize me remember,
    what's right for me might not be right for you.
    Neither of us is going the wrong way,
    we're just going our own way

    emoticon emoticon Don't go the wrong way, just go your way emoticon emoticon
    168 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    Its amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smart phone,
    text, and even learn how to drive, yet have no concept of
    how to use a dishwasher, a vacuum cleaner, and a lawn mower.

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    172 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    Hey you......yes you,
    Stop being unhappy with yourself,
    Stop wishing you looked like someone else
    or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else,
    Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you,
    Stop hating your body, your face, your face, your quirks..
    love them for without those things you wouldn't be you
    and why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident
    with who you are, smile..it'll draw people in.
    If anyone hates you because you are happy with yourself,
    then just say "screw it, my happiness will not depend on others anymore.
    I'm happy because I love who I am. I love my flaws..I love my imperfections..
    they make me "me" and "me" is pretty amazing"
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    emoticon emoticon emoticon ~~Love yourself today~~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

    Thinking of you & missing you! emoticon emoticon
    177 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    With Valentine's Day only a few days away, I am dedicating the next few days
    to Chocolate, because there's nothing better than sharing with a friend..
    unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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    ~~~~TOP 10 Reasons I Love Chocolate~~~~
    10. Better than sex...most of the time.
    9. Always more at the store.
    8. Makes my mouth happy.
    7. Something fun to do alone.
    6. Cheaper than Prozac.
    5. Surprise centers.
    4. Hides easily in my pocket.
    3. Two words - mood swings.
    2. Comes in pretty boxes.
    AND THE #1 REASON "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" is....
    Being addicted won't get you arrested.
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    emoticon Maybe you can share your chocolate with a friend, only if you want to emoticon
    185 days ago
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