The week of "CHOCOLATE" has come to an end So I decided to send you a Week's worth on this very last day!
THE CHOCOLATE LOVER'S WEEK On MONDAY'S when I need a break, I can't resist some chocolate cake. On TUESDAY'S I awake & dream of double chocolate chip ice cream. WEDNESDAY'S ~ if I'm tired & frowny, I perk up with a chocolate brownie. On THURSDAY'S, it is just no use, I have to dine on chocolate mousse. FRIDAY'S ~ I feel so beat, I just have to have a chocolate treat. SATURDAY'S ~ I spend in bliss with a milky bar of swiss. And SUNDAY ~ I relax in bed, with the paper, toast & chocolate spread.
~~CHOCOLATE CHUCKLES~~ If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going! Chocolate....if it makes you happy, eat it! And if it doesn't... give it to me. Chocolate is to women what duct tape is to men....it FIXES everything. The 12 Steps Chocoholics Program Never be more than 12 steps from chocolate. ~Terry Moore~ In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is. Life without chocolate is no life. I'm not overweight...I'm Chocolate enriched. I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I take the chance? Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate.
I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. (Unknown) ~~~~~ ~~~~HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!~~~~ ~~~~~
~~~ ~~~~~RULES OF CHOCOLATE~~~~~ ~~~ 1. If you've got chocolate on your hands, you're eating it to slow. 2. Chocolate raisins, cherries, and strawberries count as fruit. 3. Eat a chocolate bar before a meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite.
4. Money talks. Chocolate sings. 5. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look young. 6. Eat equal amount of white and dark chocolate...they'll contradict each other for a balanced diet.
7. There's no Chocolate Anonymous. No one wants to quit. 8. If you can't get 2 lbs. of chocolate home in a hot car, eat it in the parking lot. 9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your daily things to do list. That way, you get one thing done.