"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
By Leo Tolstay
"I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said." By Alan Greenspan
"Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose." By George Meredith
"Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." By W.C. Fields