Sunday, March 02, 2014
Gotta Love Pa (Author unknown)(G rated version)
Moved to a new home in Pennsylvania.
It's so beautiful here. The lake to the
north looks so majestic. I can hardly
wait to see it snow covered. I'm going
to love it here.
Pennsylvania is definitely the most
beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all the color and shades
of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the park and saw some deer.
They are so graceful. Certainly they
are the most wonderful animals on
earth. This must be paradise.
I LOVE IT HERE.
Deer season will start soon. I can't
imagine anyone wanting to kill such
gorgeous animal, hope it will snow
soon. I love it here. Those red and
orange leaves have covered my yard.
Looks like a magnificent multi-colored
carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and
cleaning up the yard will be an
opportunity for invigorating exercise
in the cool crisp air.
Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves
and today's final raking it's over for the
season. Chiropractor suggested I use a
lawn maintenance service next year.
Only four blisters became infected.
Should probably remember to use gloves.
What is going on!!! Where did all of those
leaves come from? A little wind last night
and the lawn is covered again. Oh well,
they'll just have to wait till spring.
It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up
to find everything blanketed in white. It
looks like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled
the driveway. Had a snowball fight. (I won)
and when the snowplow came by and we had
to shovel the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love Pennsylvania.
More snow last night, I love it. The snowplow
did his trick to the driveway again. I Love it
More snow again last night. Can't get out of
the driveway to get to work, I'm exhausted
from shoveling. Can't say what I think of the
More of the white stuff fell again last night.
As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad
enough, now I've got blisters all over my
hands from shoveling, must remember to
wear gloves. I think the snowplow hides
around the corner and waits until I'm
finished shoveling the driveway. The devil.
Merry Christimas! More snow.
If I ever get my hands on the man that
drives that snowplow.... I swear I'll kill
the man! Don't know why they don't use
more salt on the roads to melt the ice.
More snow last night. Have been inside
for three days except for shoveling out
the driveway after that plow goes through
every time. My gloves got wet and then
froze on my hands. Doctor said it was just a
mild case of frostbite, disfiguration is
probably only temporary. Can't go
anywhere, car is stuck in the mountain of
snow. The weatherman says to expect
another 10 inches of the stuff tonight. Do
you know how many shovels full of snow
10 inches in?
The weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches
of snow. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the driver
came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel.
After I told him I'd already broken six of them
shoveling all the snow he pushed into the
driveway, I broke my last one on his head.
Finally got out of the house today. Went to
the store to get food and on the way back I
hid a deer that ram in front of my car. Did
about #3000 damage. Beast should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last
Took the car to the garage in town. The thing
is rusting out from all the salt they put all
over the roads.
Moved to The Villages in Florida.
I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever live in that God-forsaken
state of Pennsylvania
I have read the version with swear words
aplenty. I took the time to type a "G" rated
version. Hope you enjoyed this