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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

> A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
> The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
> The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems
> to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
> The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
> The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
> The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."

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DEB62BIE62 4/29/2014 12:50PM

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IDLETYME 4/29/2014 11:07AM

    That is fantastic! I sent it to three friends! (I'll bet the gentleman friend likes it the best!!!) Have a happy Tuesday! emoticon

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TODDERICKV 4/29/2014 10:33AM


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Please help!! Need to delete from nutrition page.

Sunday, March 02, 2014

I entered the wrong amount on one of my lunch items. I don't know how to take it off. I could do it on the "old" nutrition page, but am stumped on this new page.

Thanks in advance.


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ELIZACG9 3/9/2014 2:28PM

    I had this question too... emoticon

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DJ4HEALTH 3/2/2014 9:27PM

    he is right and you can do it both ways but the easiest is to just hit the little red x in the circle to get rid of it. But if you want to change the amount then click on the item and it will come up and you can change the amount of it there.

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STEVEN_D 3/2/2014 3:25PM

    Go to track foods, lunch, find the item you want to remove and click the red circle with the X just behing the entry.

Or you could click on the item, select 0 for amount. This won't remove the item, but will remove calories from total.

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OMG, my new scale sent me into shock!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

I have been using an old "dial" scale ever since I started on SP. It never records right....you can get on & it would give one reading, & after getting off & on again it would register another reading. I bought a new digital scale a couple of days ago. The new scale says I weigh 8.4 lbs. more than the old one!! It seems to be closer to the doctor's scale so is probably right, but it sure did hurt to change my weight on my SP weight page.
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CHRIMSONFYRE 2/27/2014 9:50PM

    From now on you will have a more accurate reading and can smile when you see that number dropping!

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IDLETYME 2/27/2014 8:56PM

    From now on your scale will be right and I'll bet it just keeps going down!!!!!

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1CRAZYDOG 2/27/2014 8:28PM

    Uh oh! Don't give up. Each day is an opportunity to tweak our plan and you can do it!


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EVIE4NOW 2/27/2014 7:51PM

  Same thing happened to me and it does register exactly the same as the dr's office. Something you have to accept and live with.

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MARAGRAM 2/27/2014 7:18PM

    Did you try moving the scale to a different place? My scale needed to be in the same place every time for it to be consistent.

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NGJLS5 2/27/2014 6:48PM

  i'm sorry you had to change your weight but look on the bright side- it could have been another month down the road. better to do it now. i know you will be more determined to get back down to the number you had to change. also, thank you for being honest. i am often tempted to cheat with my weight accountablity. i have committed to be honest this time around.

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Sunday, February 16, 2014

Do a Grouch a Favor Day is celebrated on February 16th of each year. A grouch is a person who is habitually grumpy or ill-tempered. The idea is to look bast the grumpiness and do them a favor anyway, even if that favor is only a smile.

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GRAMMYEAC 2/16/2014 5:12PM

    Should be easy to accomplish this one today!

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1CRAZYDOG 2/16/2014 11:55AM

    Hmm. . . won't have to go far to accomplish that one today! LOLOL

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Thursday, February 06, 2014

Most of us were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways.

1. My mother taught me TO
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE
"If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case
you're in an accident."

7. My father taught me
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about
"You'll sit there until all that spinach
is gone."

11. My mother taught me about
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate!"

13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out..."

14.. My mother taught me about
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about
"There are millions of less fortunate children in
this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about
"You are going to get it from your father when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My father taught me
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

25.My father taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

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