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BOB!!!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Bob is painting his lounge, his wife walks in and can't believe how well he's doing, but the sweat is dripping off him.
She says "Why are you wearing a leather jacket and a Parker!?
Bob says "HELLOOOOO! Read the f'n tin, it says, for best results put two coats on!!"

  
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Careful Ladies!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Careful Ladies...if you mention to your partner that you would like a gift that would take your breath away...you may end up with a treadmill...

  
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    it would end up being HIS last breath! lolol

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BOPPY_ 4/14/2014 1:22AM

    Love the cartoon.

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 4/13/2014 9:38PM

    Works for me....

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WALLAHALLA 4/13/2014 9:26PM

    I would love one, but we have not room to put it.

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I Officially!!!

Friday, April 11, 2014

  
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    ok then! LOLOLOL

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Burqa!!!

Friday, April 11, 2014

I finally had a joke pulled, it was the burqa/garbage, I hope who ever reported it works with money and is approached by one of those blanket raps...


  
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GARDENCHRIS 4/12/2014 2:37PM

    so you officially got spanked by mommy and daddy! WELCOME to the club!!! LOLOLOLOL

what is it that people to don't understand about sarcasm?!?!? One of the reasons I won't change the team icon as some teams seem to do all the time.... it is pretty well stated! As you can imagine I'm not very "politically" correct! emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 4/11/2014 10:03PM

    I wish people would just learn to exercise their right NOT to read blogs they don't like. I have been rebuked before just because of someone's lack of a sense of humor. Annoying thing is, it was cartoons I got from other Sparkers. It was fine for them to post it, but not me.

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JACK DANIELS!!!

Wednesday, April 09, 2014



  
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TEAROSE22 4/9/2014 8:59PM

    Hysterical...the JD caught my eye.

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SHAKESALOT 4/9/2014 7:47PM

    OMG!! This could go with my blog! LOL Happy day!!!! emoticon

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