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I've Been Missing Spark People

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

My daughter, Jeni, lives in an apartment complex and the unit next to hers burned out. Several units had damage but thank goodness she didn't! My other daughter and I have spent the last two days packing and moving boxes to storage.
Jeni, her kitty and dog will live with me until another apartment is available the middle of the month. I appreciate the "Best Wishes" notes & goodies. I'm back to Spark!!! Hope you all have a safe and happy October!

  
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MILLISMA 10/12/2014 10:32PM

    So sorry for Jeni but very glad she and her furry friends are okay. Also, glad to see you back....you've been missed!!!!

hugs....Mary Anne

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CATIATM 10/9/2014 7:10AM

    Oh my! Such news! Well, I'm glad she's ok, and I hope the new living arrangements are to your liking. Glad to see you're sparking. We miss you and your delightful status updates. emoticon

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HICKOK-HALEY 10/5/2014 8:21PM

    At least Jeni is ok. It will be fun having her live with you for a short time. Hope Gibbs enjoys your Daughter's Cat and Dog. Your a good Mom!! emoticon

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REXTINE1 10/3/2014 5:53PM

    I'm glad your daughter is well, and hope; you both enjoy the adventure.

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OPALMOON 10/3/2014 1:25PM

    I'm glad Jeni is okay and that she will have a new apartment to move into in a couple of weeks. I agree it's great you are able to help out and have her dog and kitty live with you till then. Wishing you and Jeni well, and it's great that you are back and able to 'Spark' again!
Hugs and blessings,
Nattacia

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ELIZACG9 10/2/2014 1:02PM

    I am really glad your back.....happy for you!! emoticon

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IMEMINE1 10/2/2014 5:19AM

    Happy all is well. emoticon

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TXGRANDMA 10/1/2014 2:39PM

    emoticon So glad that your daughter is OK! Amazing that she had no damage! God is Good! emoticon

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FORZACHANDMATT 10/1/2014 11:53AM

    I'm so glad your daughter is safe - so scary!

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TEALHAWK1 10/1/2014 11:42AM

    emoticon welcome back you were missed

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GABY1948 10/1/2014 11:23AM

    And I wish the very same back to you....October and BEYOND! emoticon

Gaye

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GINNABOOTS 10/1/2014 10:12AM

    So glad your daughter Jeni is alright. Welcome back!

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LINDAK25 10/1/2014 9:59AM

    Glad Jeni is all right! It's wonderful that you're able to be there for her.

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Safe Driving Award?

Thursday, November 21, 2013


A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

  
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TEALHAWK1 4/21/2014 10:25PM

    Lol! thank you

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JOYCECAIN 12/7/2013 10:08AM

    Love this. Keep up the great work. You always make me laugh.

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REXTINE1 12/3/2013 10:41AM

    Hard to believe. Good one.

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KLONG8 11/25/2013 1:18PM

    Made me smile!!!!

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MAUREENIE1 11/22/2013 9:42AM

    Ha! Good one!!!!

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KATHRYNLP 11/22/2013 8:58AM

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MCJULIEO 11/21/2013 9:03PM

    Bwah hahahahaha!

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BESCATS 11/21/2013 3:57PM

    Sounds like a case for NCIS to get involved in ~ they can solve anything. emoticon

That was awesome, thanks for sharing !!

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PICKIE98 11/21/2013 3:49PM

    Sounds like a Cheech and Chong movie!!

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Two Nuns and a Mini Dracula

Friday, October 25, 2013



Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary Agnes, "What should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican," replies Sister Mary Vincent.

Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Mary Agnes.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary Vincent.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She then opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!"

  
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BA5454 8/18/2014 10:51AM

    I know this is an old post, but how could I not click on it when the title is "2 nuns and a mini-Dracula"? I'm still chuckling...thanks for the giggles this morning!

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MERILYNN1 6/17/2014 7:34PM

    I was a nun for almost ten years and NO "nun story" has ever made me laugh so hard. . .good thing I hadn't taken my water pill yet!!!!! Meri

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PICKIE98 11/21/2013 5:05PM

    Well, I hope you are happy now: I am Catholic and I just spewed water all over my desk and keyboard!!

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KLONG8 11/5/2013 2:18PM

    I didn't see that coming! Funny!

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NIGHTSKYSTAR 11/4/2013 10:09AM

    Lol!!!

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JOYCECAIN 11/1/2013 12:12PM

    I just love your blogs. I actually made it to Mass today. Take care. I am back ONLINE. Love.

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DESERTDREAMERS 10/28/2013 10:18AM

    Ooo, too funny!

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CASTIRONLADY 10/26/2013 9:15PM

    Great funny! Works for me.

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HICKOK-HALEY 10/25/2013 9:10PM

    Where do you find these? lol

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SOFEDUPP 10/25/2013 8:51PM

    That was awesome!!!

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    Ha, ha, ha....didn't see that one coming!!!! emoticon

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BESCATS 10/25/2013 2:51PM

    That should do it ~ a "cursing nun" !! emoticon

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One Blonde To Another

Thursday, September 12, 2013



A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

  
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TEALHAWK1 4/24/2014 5:22PM

    Too funny!

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SENATOR9 10/25/2013 12:54AM

    blonde jokes are great

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GRAYLADY13 10/14/2013 10:20PM

    Wonderful funny joke! Thanks for a good laugh!

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DEQUINTA 10/3/2013 4:37AM

    emoticon too cute! my laugh for the day!

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    Good one! LOL! emoticon

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CATIATM 10/1/2013 12:45PM

    Too cute!

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REXTINE1 9/28/2013 2:17PM

    Good one.

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PURPLEPEONY 9/22/2013 10:51PM

    @ ALDEBARANIAN
you must be blonde too... emoticon

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PURPLEPEONY 9/22/2013 10:48PM

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GERIKRAGH 9/21/2013 1:40PM

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JOYCECAIN 9/21/2013 1:35PM

    I loved this.

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DORIS39 9/17/2013 9:08PM

   

LOL.

GLAD I'M NOT A BLOND

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    Too cute! Thanks!

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ALDEBARANIAN 9/12/2013 9:47PM

    :\ I don't get it.

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    Ha, ha...didn't see that coming!!! emoticon

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A Man Dining Alone

Sunday, July 28, 2013












A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
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Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
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They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
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After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time..
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The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
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'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . ..





Wait for it ... ......

It's coming ..... ....

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She said ... .....:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'



  
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    "Groan"

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    Ha ha ha ha! Made my day! emoticon

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KLONG8 8/15/2013 2:14PM

    It take nerve to share a joke on these blogs. I really didn't see this one coming. Funny! Thanks!

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  emoticon emoticon emoticon Can't believe I didn't guess that!

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REXTINE1 7/29/2013 10:16AM

    I hadn't heard that for a long time, and I did really laugh out loud. Thanks.

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    Nancy... that's hilarious.. I loved it! emoticon emoticon

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JENJEN1004 7/29/2013 4:35AM

    You're a hoot! I was trying to figure out what the punch line was going to be...maybe something about "keeping and eye out" but yours was alot funnier.

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    Oh GROANNNN lol!!!

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    Ha, ha, ha!!! Good one!

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    Very funny, loved it.

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/28/2013 7:45PM

    OMG lol

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    That was very clever!

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KSCRAP363 7/28/2013 7:36PM

    that's hilarious!!! I loved it!!!

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