Friday, October 03, 2014
A lady was buying a turkey but she wasn't pleased with the one the butcher offered her.
"It's not big enough." she complained.
The butcher knew it was his last turkey but he pretended he would go and have a look in the cold storage.What he actually did was to stretch the turkey's legs apart and put it in a bigger box.
"Oh, that's a good size," said the lady. when the butcher showed it to her. "I'll take them both."