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IDIOT SIGHTING

Monday, December 15, 2014



I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'


Happened in Birmingham, Alabama

  
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    LOL!

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NO RESPECT

Friday, December 12, 2014

In Memory of Rodney Dangerfield

Read these in your best Rodney Dangerfield voice.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
My Mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster.

  
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    Poor Rodney, nobody understood him... woe-is-me...
I did enjoy his comedy routines..



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    Clean, funny humor. Love it!

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    Miss him for sure.

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    He was a VERY funny man!

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AHHHH!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014




There once was a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define 'great', he aid, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read. Stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now writes error messages for Microsoft.

  
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    LOVE IT!

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    Guess he achieved his definition of "Great"

I think my definition would read something like this
"To have lived a life such that others are grateful that you lived."

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SURPRISE OFSORTS

Saturday, December 06, 2014



How interesting it is when we go along in our journey of weight loss and not notice


things changing much at all. Yesterday I tried on a cute sweater-type Christmas top

size L and I was swimming in it!! I was so surprised but delighted at the same time.

I guess I was so focused on the food thing that I hadn't noticed clothes. Wow,what a revelation!

  
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    Wonderful non scale victory.

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    Awesome. You've done good work without noticing!

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    What a wonderful surprise!!
Keep up the good work
Heading towards a HAPPY New Year, for sure!!

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    emoticon emoticon I love that feeling also!

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  IT MEANS YOUR DOING THINGS RIGHT SO KEEP IT GOING!

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APROMISE4ME 12/6/2014 6:16AM

    I felt the same way when I tried on a dress I want to wear for Christmas and it fit me ! Congratulations thats fantastic news !!

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    Congratulations!

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THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY

Friday, December 05, 2014




1. When I retire I'm movin' North.

2. We're vegetarians.

3. We don't keep firearms in this house.

4. Oh, I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.

5. That car is too old and unsafe to drive.

  
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    #6 I've had enough beer tonight

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