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DUH

Wednesday, April 09, 2014


This Chinese fellow walks into a bar with a huge colorful parrot on
his shoulder. "Wow", says the bartender, "where did you get that?"
"From China", answered the parrot, "they've got tons of them there!"

  
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    Cute !

Good title, too !

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    That's a twist.

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    Good one!

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HURRICANE-ISMS

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

How Do You Know If You're In a Low Lying Area?

Look carefully at your postal address. If it is in the State of Florida, you
are in a low lying area.

The Best Thing to Do

The best thing to do in care of a hurricane is to carefully pack all of your
valuables in your car, and drive to West Virginia. We suggest purchasing
a house where you will be comfortable so you can stay there to live.

  
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GENRE009 3/28/2014 6:18PM

    People that have never experienced this type of weather don't realize how dangerous it really is.

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SWEETNEEY 3/28/2014 7:27AM

    If you live in the Bahamas, do you know if there is a bridge to West Virginia?

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 3/26/2014 2:06PM

    Interesting advise.

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    Being from West Virginia with grandparents who lived in Fort Meyers I agree. emoticon

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RAINBOWMF 3/26/2014 9:36AM

    I say you just never know!

Mary

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SANDRALEET 3/26/2014 6:34AM

    Every one now whot area is dangerous Do not live there Do not build there How many times do people have to die

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THINFITKINDVGAN 3/26/2014 6:17AM

    Ok I live in Boise, Idaho no chance of hurricane here....yet!

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TRYINGHARD54 3/26/2014 5:48AM

    good information... I live in Pa. :-)

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HEAVENLY HUMOR

Saturday, March 08, 2014

Question: What is the name of Isaiah's horse?
Answer: Is Me. Isaiah said, "Woe is me."

Question: How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling?
Answer: Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them.

Question: Where does it talk about Honda cars in the Bible?
Answer: In Acts l:14--"These all continued with one accord.

Question: What did Noah say while he was loading all the animals on the ark?
Answer: "Now I herd everything."

  
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    Good humor to jumpstart my day!

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    groan

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 3/8/2014 6:38PM

    Don't you just love a play on words....
Thanks for the Questions and Answers!!!
I enjoyed.

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    You have a real nack for being a comedian. Did the bible really say this? I don't think so, but these were really funny! emoticon emoticon

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    too cute!

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    Who were the two smallest men in the bible?
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COUNTRY HOSPITALITY

Thursday, February 27, 2014


A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a
little cottage and ask for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup and a cup of spring
water by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the
visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.

The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied; "Ahhh, he ain't friendly. That's his bowel you're using."

  
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    yuck Not funny yuck

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    I'll bet she has a pair of dogs called "Soap" and "Water" that wash the dishes, too !!

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    I'll bet she has a pair of dogs called "Soap" and "Water" that wash the dishes, too !!

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    Shows there corrector Funny

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OH KNOW HE DI'NT

Wednesday, February 19, 2014


Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux got a job with BP helping
to clean up the Gulf oil spill. He reports to work and is told to speak to a
supervisor about his assignment. He finds a man and asks, "What am I
supposed to do?"

The supervisor tells him to go to the animal shelter and clean the pelicans.

Two hours later, Boudreaux comes up to the supervisor and says,"Okay,
dey are all cleaned. You want me to cook a stew or we gonna fry dem?"

  
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    A good one...
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