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3 SIMPLE RULES FOR LIFE

Saturday, July 19, 2014



1. If you do not go after what you want, you'll never have it.

2. If you do not ask, the answer will be no.

3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

  
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APPLEPIEAPPLE 7/20/2014 5:35PM

    Absolutely!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 7/19/2014 10:28AM

    Good rules... True rules....

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SANDRALEET 7/19/2014 8:44AM

    Life sometimes says no Be happy with whot you can get

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JAROL7 7/19/2014 6:37AM

    Good words. Be happy today.

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  Totally agree.

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ONCE MISUNDERSTOOD ALWAYS REMEMBERED

Saturday, July 12, 2014

When my husband was six years old, he thought a certain Prayer was
He suffered under a bunch of violets. The real words were "under Pontius
Pilate," but at that age, he didn't know better. To this day we still giggle
in church whenever the prayer is read.

When I was younger, I believed the line was "Lead a snot onto temptation."
I thought I was praying for my little sister to get into trouble.

  
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BESSHAILE 7/27/2014 7:48AM

    ROFL.

I, though, since I was so hungry - for one did not eat before church - thought the priest was saying "Dominoes for Breakfast" and I couldn't understand how anybody could eat those little black wooden rectangles.



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APPLEPIEAPPLE 7/12/2014 7:44AM

    Yes, Our childhood memories can be entertaining.

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SANDRALEET 7/12/2014 7:34AM

    Yes we are to this day not understanding We take lots to mean whot we want especially compassion Love giving

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FIFTIES FASHION

Tuesday, July 08, 2014

DO NOT GO TOGETHER AND SHOULD BE BE AVOIDED;
1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Spiked hair and bald spots

5. Bikinis and liver spots

6. Ankle bracelets and corn pads







  
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    lol so true

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    Yikes!

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GABY1948 7/8/2014 10:02AM

    WOW...now THERE are some thoughts!

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    When we age can become more acentric and get away with it

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GOD BLESS YOU

Friday, July 04, 2014



While waiting to have a prescription filled, my 3 year-old granddaughter

pointed to a box of tissues and in the sweetest most innocent voice asked me,

"Are those for God bless you's 'Cause I need to wipe my nose from crying so

much at the doctor."

  
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IMAVISION 7/8/2014 8:16PM

    That put an instant smile on the face of this Grandmother! Aren't we blessed with such precious little ones in our lives?

God bless!


Every choice has a consequence --- some of which last forever. Wishing you wisdom with the choices you face!

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    Cute


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    so sweet.

Mary

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PUNNY SIGNAGE

Monday, June 30, 2014

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On a maternity room door: 'PUSH. PUSH.PUSH."

On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

In the waiting room of a plastic surgeon: "We can help you pick your nose."

On a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

  
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1BEACHWALKER 6/30/2014 2:05PM

    Cute!! I like the last one especially! And those muffler shops sure know how to charge high prices too!!!
Have a great week! And a fantastic July!! Cannot believe we are to July already! emoticon

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