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Joke for today

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

GAY COWBOY

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kickup your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went
into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of
wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you're fired."

  
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PATRICIAANN46 9/16/2014 1:16PM

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SHAWFAN 9/16/2014 12:36PM

    emoticon emoticon too cute!

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/16/2014 11:49AM

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JANTHEBLONDE 9/16/2014 11:05AM

    To cute! I did expect that ending! Thanks for the smile this morning! I hope you have a wonderful day!
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LKWQUILTER 9/16/2014 10:08AM

    Oh, sneaky Caz--not what I expected either. LOL

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JUDY1676 9/16/2014 9:59AM

    emoticon didn't see that coming!

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FELINA 9/16/2014 9:53AM

    I did not expect that ending!
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MARITIMER3 9/16/2014 9:53AM

    So cute

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HEALTHY4ME 9/16/2014 8:15AM

    OMG too funny!!! lol


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SLENDERELLA61 9/16/2014 6:54AM

    Good one!

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 9/16/2014 6:05AM

    love it

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IMEMINE1 9/16/2014 5:35AM

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MARYJOANNA 9/16/2014 5:14AM

  Wow! Surprise ending!

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    lol

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Busy, busy , busy

Monday, September 15, 2014

Busy week ahead, will post some garden pic on my blog today or tomorrow, Pete has a check up on Thursday and I really want to get the carpets steamed before the cold weather sets in and I can't leave windows open to help them dry.

Have a good one!

  
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ALEXSGIRL1 9/16/2014 11:47AM

    awesome have a great week it is great to be busy

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    you are busy have a good week

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JUDY1676 9/15/2014 5:43PM

    You are always busy! Hope Pete has a great check up!

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IAMAGEMLOVER 9/15/2014 5:22PM

    Busy busy busy says it all. I think I need a nap after reading all you have to do. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz emoticon

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PATRICIAANN46 9/15/2014 3:39PM

  Hi Caz.........
If anyone can get EVERYTHING done, it is YOU. My best wishes for Pete's check-up. I hope that all is well and that all news is good.
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JANTHEBLONDE 9/15/2014 3:15PM

    I can't wait to see the pictures of your garden! I hope Pete's check up goes well on Thursday! Have a wonderful day!
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MRS.DOYLE 9/15/2014 2:27PM

    Yes, the weather is going to be perfect for drying carpets this week. I have done about 6 washloads of Daughter's abandoned clothes prior to donating, recycling or storing them.

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LKWQUILTER 9/15/2014 1:10PM

    Sending emoticon and emoticon your way to help dry the carpets. Have a great day Caz and hope Pete has a good check up.

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/15/2014 12:02PM

    emoticon sending sunshine to help dry the carpets!

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MARITIMER3 9/15/2014 9:52AM

    We need to do our carpets too. Good idea about doing them while it's warm enough to have the windows open.

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GABY1948 9/15/2014 9:14AM

    Have a great one, CAZ....hope all is well with DH

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JOYINKY 9/15/2014 8:41AM

    Make it a great day! Yes, the change of season's kicks us in to gear to get things done. Have fun!

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1CRAZYDOG 9/15/2014 7:15AM

    Hope the check up goes A-OK. Have a wonderful Monday.

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SHAWFAN 9/15/2014 6:28AM

    Have a great day, Caz! Hope you manage to get everything done that you want....Look who I'm talking about here!! Of course you will!! You're amazing!! emoticon

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 9/15/2014 6:05AM

    You as well my friend...

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HEALTHY4ME 9/15/2014 5:39AM

    Seems like a lot of us are busy this month, and we don't even have kids in school or are at work! lol Hope you get your carpet cleaned, I am forever greatful that we don't have much carpet. LOL

Have a great busy day!

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IMEMINE1 9/15/2014 5:26AM

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AKELAZ 9/15/2014 4:26AM

    Lots to get thro then. Sure you'll make it all come good.
You sound very energetic so am assuming you slept better - DO hope so.
Thanks for yesterday's diversion - am much better today.
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BTW - love your panther XXX

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ah that's better....................................
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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Slept better last night, reckon it must be the change in the season.
Off for a beach walk, workout and some light gardening. Will post some September Garden pics soon! Some interesting flowers are blooming, again I am stumped by some so could use your help, please.

Have a great Sunday

  
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ALEXSGIRL1 9/16/2014 11:46AM

    enjoy your walk on the beach and time in the garden

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DEE107 9/15/2014 12:13AM

    cant wait to see the pictures hope you had a great day

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    Can't wait for the weather to cool off a bit here emoticon

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JUDY1676 9/14/2014 7:15PM

    Hope you had a great walk!

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PATRICIAANN46 9/14/2014 7:04PM

  Hi Caz........
We have had unusually cool weather the last few days and it really helped spike my energy level today. I got LOTS of cleaning done and windows washed. It felt good to feel good.
I hope you enjoyed your Sunday and look forward to seeing your flowers.
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IAMAGEMLOVER 9/14/2014 5:34PM

    Looking forward to the pictures. Enjoy your walk.

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NPA4LOSS 9/14/2014 1:35PM

    emoticon I am so excited to see your flowers.

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JANTHEBLONDE 9/14/2014 1:31PM

    Enjoy your walk on the beach! I hope you have a wonderful Sunday!
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    Have a lovely day! emoticon

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MARITIMER3 9/14/2014 9:04AM

    Fall has arrived here too. I love it.

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GABY1948 9/14/2014 8:29AM

    Have a lovely walk, CAZ!

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 9/14/2014 7:55AM

    Can't help you with flowers...can wish you a blessed day...

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JOYINKY 9/14/2014 7:33AM

    Have a wonderful day!!

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LKWQUILTER 9/14/2014 7:29AM

    Have a great walk.

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    Have a great day. emoticon

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FLASUN 9/14/2014 6:54AM

    WooHoo!!! I slept better too....but in bed late......3 hrs dancing....Midnight...and up at 6:30am!!! Enjoy your Walk!!! emoticon emoticon

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RASPBERRY56 9/14/2014 6:08AM

    Have a great day!

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FORZACHANDMATT 9/14/2014 4:29AM

    Enjoy!

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Weekends are just other days

Saturday, September 13, 2014

It's the weekend! ya! although it makes no real difference to retirees LOL
Walk planned for after brekkie and a workout, maybe some gardening (see what needs doing) or some final sunbathing while the weather allows and stock up on VIT D emoticon

  
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ALEXSGIRL1 9/14/2014 5:08PM

    I do better on the weekends then the week but I am not a party girl just a love my life girl and want to stick around girl . on staycation this week woohoo

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DEE107 9/14/2014 12:06AM

    glad you were able to get out in the sun

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/13/2014 10:35PM

    With shift work, we ask each other "Is today your Friday?" (Last shift of the week for that person). The patients hear us and give us funny looks. emoticon

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MARITIMER3 9/13/2014 10:15PM

    Funny, isn't it, how week-ends still seem special after retirement.

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PATRICIAANN46 9/13/2014 7:55PM

  Hi Caz.........
That IS the beauty (one of them at least) of being retired. We have 7 days a week that qualify as "Weekends."
I hope you are having a GREAT one......... emoticon

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IAMAGEMLOVER 9/13/2014 6:51PM

    Sounds like a solid plan. I did a tag sale that was a bust.

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MEADSBAY 9/13/2014 6:17PM

    I Lovelovelove being retired, even though I am super busy!
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LKWQUILTER 9/13/2014 11:57AM

    Weekends just mean going to the farmer's market on Saturday morning and no formal exercise clCaz.asses or walking at the indoor track at the church. Enjoy your weekend

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 9/13/2014 10:45AM

    Yes weekends are different for retires. We have more freedom during the week to get necessary things done and able to spend more time on weekends with working families. It is great. Hope you have a great weekend.

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JANTHEBLONDE 9/13/2014 10:34AM

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend! Sending lots of hugs your way!
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    emoticon Have a wonderful day/weekend emoticon

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    Enjoy your day! emoticon

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JOYINKY 9/13/2014 8:31AM

    I enjoy weekends for family time. Will walk with DD tomorrow morning. Enjoy your weekend!

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/13/2014 8:31AM

    Have a great weekend my day would be the same as yours but rain is in the forecast hopefully get my walk in before it arrives hugs

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HEALTHY4ME 9/13/2014 7:42AM

    I have been awake since around 4 again, up after 5. Our company arrived around 9, went to bed at 10:30 and they were up quietly and got ready to leave. I laid in bed figuring they didn't want any food, and were just going to get washed, dressed and leave so got up after they left. Now thinking on going back to bed for a nap, lol before hubby has even been up.
Not sure what's waking me at the same time every am. But it can stop NOW. lol

Have a great day. I am babysitting DD 2 dogs, but they are good alone for most part of day. Hubby will want to go for a drive in our new truck. Wish Susie was here so I could tell her. lol

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IMEMINE1 9/13/2014 7:40AM

    Have a great weekend!! Enjoy! emoticon

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    Enjoy your day!

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    Have a lovely day. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 9/13/2014 6:36AM

    Have a good one!

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    Have a good day! I'm off to work in a couple hours emoticon

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Simple Pleasures!

Friday, September 12, 2014

Had a great day out yesterday with Vicki.
Had a longer drive than expected to Wroxham on the Norfolk Broadsto have a look around Roy's (a local number of shops but all branded at "Roy's"- so Roy's MacDonalds, Roy's DIY, Roy's Gardening Centre).



We had lunch sitting by the river watching swans and waterfowl come and go and some river boat cruises.


The weather could have been slightly kinder with some sun but it was at least dry. After lunch we went into the shops and bought a few bits and pieces for our homes and then headed home. On the way home Vicki suggested another shop to visit near Great Yarmouth, B&M, which is part supermarket, part gardening centre, part "any other bargains they think will sell" and then wondered if a cuppa was in order before we headed home as by that time the boys would still be out on their almost daily cycle run. So we headed for the Cliff Hotel, very plush, and wilted into some comfortable chairs and had a pot for 2.
By the time we got home the boys were just coming back and I didn't feel like cooking so Pete and I had a fish supper. Simple pleasures; time spent with friends, a lunch out by water, some retail therapy.........and no cooking or washing up LOL

Have a great weekend everyone

  
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ALEXSGIRL1 9/13/2014 8:24AM

    what a lovely day I spent yesterday with a friend at the beach just enjoying the scenery time with friends is best

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DESERTDREAMERS 9/12/2014 7:18PM

    Beautiful pictures. So, I'm guessing Roy is the big man in town?

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SHAWFAN 9/12/2014 6:05PM

    Sounds like a great day was had by all. Lovely photos too. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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MEADSBAY 9/12/2014 5:50PM

    Wow!
Now that's my kinda day!
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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 9/12/2014 4:36PM

    That sounds like a wonderful day with friends. Good for you.

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NPA4LOSS 9/12/2014 4:01PM

    What a great day and with such a great friend. Yo emoticon u can't beat a day like that!

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MARITIMER3 9/12/2014 2:45PM

    Sounds like everyone had a wonderful day. Thanks for the great pictures. Norfolk is one of the few parts of Britain I haven't visited yet. Maybe someday.

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JANTHEBLONDE 9/12/2014 1:57PM

    Sounds like you and Vicki had an fabulous day! Thanks for sharing all the beautiful pictures! "Love them!" I hope you have a wonderful day!
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1CRAZYDOG 9/12/2014 12:06PM

    Sounds like a perfect day!

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IAMAGEMLOVER 9/12/2014 11:32AM

    Yes, those are the best days. Sounds like my Saturday last week. emoticon

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PATRICIAANN46 9/12/2014 11:00AM

  Hi Caz.......
What a beautiful spot to have your lunch!!! Thanks for the pictures. I love to be by the water as it is so relaxing. Being there with a good friend who you can talk to about anything and also shop with is indeed one of life's simple, but treasured pleasures.
Have a wonderful weekend.
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JUDY1676 9/12/2014 10:41AM

    What a perfect day! Thanks for sharing the pics!
Have a great day!

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GABY1948 9/12/2014 9:54AM

    LOVE the pics and so glad you had such a great time!

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LKWQUILTER 9/12/2014 9:45AM

    What a great day you had.

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MARUKI52 9/12/2014 9:38AM

    what did you think of Wroxham? Last time we went there we caught the steam train, the narrow gauge one (wish I could remember where from!) which was a lovely way to get to Wroxham without taking the car. It was, however, very busy with holidaymakers and we thought our previous visit, out of season, was much more enjoyable. Like you we had our lunch outside and watched the wild life and the boats. When it's not too busy it's a lovely place to go and sit and watch the world go by. I love being near the water, preferably the sea, any lake or river will do. It's gives me such a peaceful feeling. I guess it's something to do with being an island race eh! emoticon

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JOYINKY 9/12/2014 9:27AM

    emoticon Wonderful pictures; perfect day!

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BEFIT014 9/12/2014 6:48AM

    Sounds like a fun, relaxing day!

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ALIIDA 9/12/2014 6:45AM

    Sounds lovely!

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    That is my kind of day! emoticon

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IMEMINE1 9/12/2014 6:04AM

    Sounds like heaven. You made a good choice to move where you did. You always sound like you are at peace with yourself. Enjoy. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/12/2014 6:00AM

    sounds like a great day, glad you could enjoy yourself. you deserve it.

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AKELAZ 9/12/2014 4:29AM

    What a lovely day you had - and the boys too. Perfick!! Have a great weekend. emoticon emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 9/12/2014 3:32AM

    Sounds wonderful.
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