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Not Nice!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.

This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"

  
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MCFITZ2 4/16/2014 4:00PM

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1CRAZYDOG 4/16/2014 12:07PM

  OMG!

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THINFITKINDVGAN 4/16/2014 10:04AM

    It serves him right!

I don't like to fly because of all the BS going on with the airlines and the fees for this, the fees for that, etc., etc. Now I have added: pilots asleep at the wheel, pilots on FB making another 1000 BFF's, pilots landing at the wrong airport, etc.

I'll drive or grow wings.

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Who's Going To Stop Me?

Monday, April 14, 2014

Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not suppose to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

  
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FIT4LIFE_60 4/16/2014 8:58AM

  funny!

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    emoticon Our "hushers" aren't very effective.

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THINFITKINDVGAN 4/14/2014 8:13AM

    Cute!

I remember as a small girl running, crying and screaming down the isle back to my mom's waiting arms from Sunday school class located in the front of the church in a room behind the pulpit. I think they relocated that class after my shenanigans. LOL

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WDIPIM 4/14/2014 7:55AM

  funny - have a great day

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Bottom of The Class

Sunday, April 13, 2014

“I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son.

“Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. “They still teach the same thing at both ends.”

  
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  BWAHAHAHA! That's too cute! AND TRUE!

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It Shows Stars

Saturday, April 12, 2014

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

  
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  Funny!

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THINFITKINDVGAN 4/12/2014 7:03PM

    That was cute!

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Hi Jack

Friday, April 11, 2014

A sign of The Times:

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.

I said "Hi Jack."

He shot me.

  
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    Ouch

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1CRAZYDOG 4/11/2014 12:43PM

  Uh oh!

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MEWHENRYSMAMA 4/11/2014 11:02AM

    That is pathetically funny!
What a crazy world we live in, huh?
TGIF, my friend!

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