Friday, August 23, 2013
A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night ,she told her new husband to
''Please be gentle;I'm still a Virgin''
''What ?'' said the puzzled groom.
''How can that be if you've been married ten time?''
''Well husband #1 was a Sale Representative;he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Service;he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function;but he said he'd
look into it and get back with me.
''Husband #3 was from Field Services;he said that
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
''Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;even though he knew
he had the order,he didn't know when he would be able
''Husband #5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research,implement
and design a new state of the art method.
''Husband #6 was from Administration;he thought how but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
''Husband #7 was in Marketing;although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
''Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist;all he did was talk about it.
''Husband #9 was a Gynecologist;all he did was look at it.
''Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector;all he ever did was
lick it,,,,,God I miss him.
''But now that I've married you,i'm so excited"
''Wonderful'' said the husband,but why?
''You're with the
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.''