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Grumpy and her Friends Park at the Mall

Saturday, June 28, 2014

  
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    Hi Mr Grumpy! Long time no see. :-)

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SHARJOPAUL 6/29/2014 9:35AM

    LOL
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LINDAK25 6/28/2014 9:29PM

    I see you're back and already in trouble!

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    Nice to 'see' you.

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MILLISMA 6/28/2014 8:49PM

    Logged in to track and saw that you had blogged So glad to see you here. Which one is Grumpy's??? I'm working at getting back to more then just tracking. Life has sort of gotten in the way. Have a great weekend!!!

hugs.....Mary Anne

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123ELAINE456 6/28/2014 7:49PM

  Welcome Back!!! Really did miss you while You was gone. Love The Blog!!! Hope You are back with Us for awhile. Have a Wonderful Week.

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  Welcome Back!!! Really did miss you while You was gone. Love The Blog!!! Hope You are back with Us for awhile. Have a Wonderful Week.

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HELEN_BRU 6/28/2014 6:04PM

    Been waiting to see if you'd get around to blogging again. . . so good to see you back in the swing of things.

And a very Happy Canada Day as well ! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 6/28/2014 4:03PM

    So glad to see that "GRUMPY" is doing her part to entertain you!!
REALLY glad to see your post... I was beginning to think you had totally abandoned us. Hope you are having a great "Canada Day" weekend. be careful, don't party too hearty. Now that you have found your way back.. Hope you will be around more. I need all the chuckles and guffaws that I can get.
Take Care of yourself
Audra

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    emoticon It is very nice to see you again!

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TERRACOTTAGE 6/28/2014 1:44PM

    Very impressive parking.... indeed. emoticon

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IDLETYME 6/28/2014 1:16PM

    Love this blog!!! Glad you are back to visiting with us again. emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 6/28/2014 1:06PM

    Nice to see you posting even if it is a bit sexist !!
Missed your posts hope you and your family are well
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ANHELIC 6/28/2014 12:54PM

    Welcome back John. At least the mode of transportation is all lined up in an even row.
Have a great Canada Day. emoticon

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INFLATED 6/28/2014 12:50PM

    TEXASFILLY and I have been wondering where you were. I'm glad to see you again.
LOL! at your picture.

We went to the mall one day and as my husband was trying to park, a woman pulled into the parking space. My husband said something to her and she said she was going to report him to mall security. He said, "Don't flood the parking lot with your tears!" We laughed at her after he said that.

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TEXASFILLY 6/28/2014 12:34PM

    Hahahaha~ it's good to see you're still alive & well, in spite of those wicked posts about your better half! *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon

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Canadian wife of the year

Monday, February 24, 2014

  
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IDLETYME 3/26/2014 3:27PM

    I was looking around to see if I could find you and saw this blog that I missed - it's a goodie! Hope all is well and you'll post a little!!!!

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LOVESLIFE48 2/25/2014 6:08PM

    Hope she got one when she got home!!

Great to see you blogging again!! emoticon

By the way, is that your wife???

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MARGEMF 2/25/2014 5:08AM

    It has been awhile. I wish all's OK. emoticon

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INFLATED 2/25/2014 1:43AM

    Lol! Maybe that is her own beer.

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0309COOKIE 2/24/2014 8:49PM

    Good one! Nice to see you!

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    It's good to see you.

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TEXASFILLY 2/24/2014 4:55PM

    All I can say is that he must be one heckuva man~ *LOL* Welcome back, sunshine~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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MILLISMA 2/24/2014 4:44PM

    emoticon John! Love it but love seeing you back even more. Miss you and Grumpy!!!

big hugs....Mary Anne

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LIVE_AMAZINGLY 2/24/2014 3:09PM

    Now, the Canadian man of the year would be carrying HER while she carries the beer!
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/24/2014 2:48PM

    So glad to see you still have sense of humor!

Welcome back, Hope you stick around..We need your humor.
Hugs for you and Grumpy, too!?!

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GERIKRAGH 2/24/2014 1:17PM

    Saw a cute joke this a.m. How many men does it take to open a beer? None! It should be opened when she brings it to you!

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123ELAINE456 2/24/2014 10:35AM

  LOL!!! Welcome Back!!!

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FALLENSHORT2013 2/24/2014 9:59AM

  ....but how do we know it's not just for HER???!!! LOL emoticon emoticon emoticon

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New Generation

Sunday, January 26, 2014

  
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IMEMINE1 4/20/2014 5:42PM

    ARE YOU COMMING BACK?

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LIVE_AMAZINGLY 2/24/2014 3:10PM

    That's an example of how addictive the computer is... just can't pull away from it. Not even for potty duty time!


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  Welcome Back!!! You Was Miss!!!

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ANHELIC 1/27/2014 6:28PM

    That's about right!!! emoticon emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 1/27/2014 9:47AM

    That's about it... emoticon emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 1/27/2014 8:47AM

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Welcome back,
I've been missing all your wonderful blogs!

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LOVESLIFE48 1/27/2014 8:14AM

    This is probably happening all other!! LOL!!! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/27/2014 4:11AM

    Missed YOU !!
Glad you are back.
Audra

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LEXIE63 1/27/2014 4:00AM

    LOL. My kids had books to keep them entertained while potty training. Times do change. Have you seen the latest potty with the built in holder for an ipad?

http://www.hotukdeals.
com/deals/digital-2-1-potty-sea
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ANNEMAC5 1/27/2014 2:17AM

    Missed your posts hope all is well
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INFLATED 1/26/2014 11:21PM

    Hey John!!!!

I hope you are well and I am glad to see you back.

The kids nowadays have smart phones, cameras and all sorts of things that I never dreamed of having and don't know how to use as an adult.

I remember being given a book to look at while on the pot.

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MACILINN 1/26/2014 10:50PM

    she prob knows how to use this machine better than me already!

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PANFRIEDTROUT 1/26/2014 9:12PM

    it's both funny & oh so true! thanks for posting this .... it made me smile.

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IDLETYME 1/26/2014 8:47PM

    Glad you are back to blogging!!!! emoticon

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HARROWJET 1/26/2014 8:43PM

    Glad to 'see' you again.

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LIVINGFREE19 1/26/2014 8:43PM

    Cute!

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LINDAK25 1/26/2014 8:22PM

    She's probably shopping! Been missing you.
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MILLISMA 1/26/2014 8:18PM

    Ha, ha....sure is a new generation. I remember my kids sitting there with books!!!

So nice to see you back, John!!!!

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0309COOKIE 1/26/2014 8:05PM

    That is too funny!

Nice to see you back!

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LISA579 1/26/2014 7:57PM

    lol great to see you back.

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TEXASFILLY 1/26/2014 7:54PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticonSo good to have your smilin' face back with us, dear heart!

And ain't it frightening how they just take right up with it all! *LOL* BB~ emoticon

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MARGEMF 1/26/2014 7:47PM

    How adorable! & scary too! emoticon

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I DON'T THINK SO !!!!!!!!!

Saturday, November 30, 2013

  
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    so true

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MARGEMF 12/3/2013 11:58PM

    I, as are others before me, am so glad to see you are back. Thanx for the post. emoticon

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LEXIE63 12/2/2013 9:17AM

    Nice to see you. We missed you, as if you didn't already realise that from all the comments. :-)

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INFLATED 12/1/2013 1:49PM

    Hey John,
I am glad you are back on Spark People. You have been missed.

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon I really missed you!! Hope all is well with you and your family!! emoticon emoticon

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ANHELIC 11/30/2013 9:59PM

    I love this John. You are the first man to be brave enough to post this. emoticon emoticon

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123ELAINE456 11/30/2013 8:48PM

  Welcome Back!!! You was missed!!! Love the Post too!!!

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  emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Glad to see you here again!!! I missed your blogs, so glad you're back!

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LIVINGFREE19 11/30/2013 8:25PM

    I am so glad to see you are back with us! We have missed you!

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MOTLEM 11/30/2013 6:16PM

    emoticon Good to see you are still in the land of the living, boyfriend! emoticon

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TEXASFILLY 11/30/2013 4:14PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon What a wonderful Thanksgiving gift! To have you back on SP!

emoticon You know I gotta laugh at that li'l sign 'cuz I grew up hearing, "You'll know when you meet Miss Right 'cuz her first name will be Always."

Hope you're doing great 'n that we'll be seeing more of your smilin' face~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon emoticon emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 11/30/2013 3:33PM

    Hey JOHN !!
emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Been missing you... Welcome Home to your home away from home.... so to speak!!
Hugs, Audra

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HARROWJET 11/30/2013 2:48PM

    Welcome back. You were missed. emoticon

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    Hey John! Welcome back!

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    Have missed you! emoticon

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BESCATS 11/30/2013 2:09PM

    You "hit the nail on the head" with that one. Have always loved it.

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IDLETYME 11/30/2013 1:55PM

    Hey - I'm glad you are back with us! This blog is so true - thanks!!!! emoticon

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MILLISMA 11/30/2013 1:50PM

    Just logged into track and was thrilled to see that you're back. Missed you!!!!!

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ANNEMAC5 11/30/2013 1:47PM

    emoticon Missed your daily smiles hope you are ok
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LINDAK25 11/30/2013 1:42PM

    HA! We even have our own signage. Where have you been? We've missed you--glad you're back!

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The 11th Husband

Friday, August 23, 2013

A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night ,she told her new husband to
''Please be gentle;I'm still a Virgin''

''What ?'' said the puzzled groom.
''How can that be if you've been married ten time?''

''Well husband #1 was a Sale Representative;he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Service;he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function;but he said he'd
look into it and get back with me.

''Husband #3 was from Field Services;he said that
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.

''Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;even though he knew
he had the order,he didn't know when he would be able
to deliver.

''Husband #5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research,implement
and design a new state of the art method.

''Husband #6 was from Administration;he thought how but
he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

''Husband #7 was in Marketing;although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.

''Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist;all he did was talk about it.

''Husband #9 was a Gynecologist;all he did was look at it.

''Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector;all he ever did was
lick it,,,,,God I miss him.

''But now that I've married you,i'm so excited"

''Wonderful'' said the husband,but why?

''You're with the

''GOVERNMENT''

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.''

thanks Kathryn

  
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    I now know why I've missed you!

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    Oh man, LOL, LOL, LOL! And jokes aside, I do know someone who was married for almost two years and divorced as a Virgin, her husband was a Sale representative. emoticon emoticon

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    I hope you have a great week ahead!

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    It's still funny the second time around too! emoticon emoticon

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    LOL... that was cute

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    Lolol!!!

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TEXASFILLY 8/23/2013 7:24PM

    O yeah~ that's where you bend over & feel no pleasure~ HA! Thanks, J~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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BESCATS 8/23/2013 3:59PM

    She should have married #11 first ~~ we all know what we get from our government lately !!

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    Does sound like she got it right this time.

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    Ha, ha....she got that right!!!! emoticon

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