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So funny I just had to post

Monday, August 18, 2014

Thought the following would be greatly appreciated....

These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS
Greater Glasgow:

1. The patient has no previous history of suicide.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only
a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but
forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical
therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job
as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was
feeling better.

I hope it made you smile

  
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HICKOK-HALEY 8/18/2014 10:03PM

    LOL..Oh my.. emoticon

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NILLAPEPSI 8/18/2014 5:37PM

    Yikes! emoticon

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TATTOO_READER 8/18/2014 12:12PM

    Haha, brilliant!

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AARDVARK28 8/18/2014 11:18AM

    Thanks for sharing the laugh. emoticon

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Gravesend and Tilbury visit

Saturday, August 16, 2014


Last Wednesday I visited Gravesend on my way to Tilbury blockhouse fort. I went with a few friend and their granddaughter Daisy who is 6.

After parking the car We walk to a church where there is a statue of Pocahontas.

Here is a little history for those who have not heard of her.

Pocahontas (born Matoaka, known as Amonute, and later known as Rebecca Rolfe, c. 1595 March 1617) was a Virginia Indian] notable for her association with the colonial settlement at Jamestown, Virginia. Pocahontas was the daughter of Powhatan, the paramount chief[1] of a network of tributary tribal nations in the Tsenacommacah, encompassing the Tidewater region of Virginia. In a well-known historical anecdote, she is said to have saved the life of an Indian captive, Englishman John Smith, in 1607 by placing her head upon his own when her father raised his war club to execute him.

Pocahontas was captured by the English during Anglo-Indian hostilities in 1613, and held for ransom. During her captivity, she converted to Christianity and took the name Rebecca. When the opportunity arose for her to return to her people, she chose to remain with the English. In April 1614, she married tobacco planter John Rolfe, and in January 1615, bore him a son, Thomas Rolfe. Pocahontas's marriage to Rolfe was the first recorded interracial marriage in North American history.

This is the Statue that is in St Georges Church gardens.






With Daisy




After about an hour we left to catch the ferry over to Tilbury but that is another story for later

Have a good weekend




My little friend

  
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PUPPIES4ME 8/18/2014 7:59AM

    Sounds like a great day!

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NILLAPEPSI 8/17/2014 5:12PM

    Great photos! I live in Virginia, about 3 hours from Jamestown. emoticon

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HICKOK-HALEY 8/17/2014 4:11PM

    Love the statue. Daisy is a cutie. I bet she had fun on the ferry. I will check out Flicker later on.
p.s. One of my Hubby's Grandmother's was pure Cherokee. She married a man of Irish decent.
So my Hubby is Cherokee/Irish with a dash of Scandinavian Viking.

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IDLETYME 8/16/2014 9:44AM

    Wow - what a fun day that was! Thanks for sharing it with us! emoticon

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JOHNMARTINMILES 8/16/2014 9:04AM

    What a great day that was!

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Busy weekend

Tuesday, July 29, 2014



Well it was busy weekend for my club who needed a new roof on its out of town HQ. This took both Saturday and Sunday to put up and left the felt to be put on this weekend.

I took my camera along and one of our members use a video camera running 1 frame a second. When edited it took the 20 or so hours of work into 18 minutes. I wish that I could put it up for all to see but you will have to settle for my stills.


Laying out










More timber is needed



Getting the roof ready


Cutting the sheets

You will have to wait until next week (if it doesn't rain) for the finished pictures







  
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HICKOK-HALEY 7/29/2014 8:10PM

    A lot of people showed up, and decent weather Always a good thing. Love your background pic!

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NILLAPEPSI 7/29/2014 7:32PM

    Always good to pitch in & help. emoticon

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Bloors Wharf

Sunday, July 20, 2014


Yesterday I had my first real rest from exercising for a long while, this gave me a chance to go out with my camera. This is something that I have not done for a long while.

Sure I have taken pictures at the car shows I go to but that is not what I am interested in as I like to take pictures of wildlife.

I set off to my favorite place where the riverbank juts out into the river, this give you a good all round view of the river. Here are some of the picture I took. I have not looked up the wildflowers but you will know most of them.

















This one is the best I think.

There were a lot more birds but there were too far out for the camera but I enjoyed using my telescope watching them.

More to come later in the week, please enjoy.



  
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MELITAG 7/24/2014 9:22PM

    Loved the photos - thanks for sharing.

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HICKOK-HALEY 7/23/2014 7:05PM

    I'm glad you got out there Trev. I'm with you, I would rather be out and about taking pictures of mother nature etc. emoticon

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SICOSH 7/22/2014 1:45PM

    beautiful pictures

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PUPPIES4ME 7/21/2014 8:53AM

    Isn't nature wonderful! emoticon for sharing.

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NILLAPEPSI 7/20/2014 5:27PM

    I always enjoy your photos! emoticon emoticon

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Storm

Friday, July 18, 2014

I have not only a monsoon raining down on me but the granddad of all storms.

I tried to get some pictures tonight of the lightening but not good as they were behind the houses. I have got the afterglow.

Time was 2130 BST







Not that good as this is my first time.

  
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HICKOK-HALEY 7/19/2014 3:18PM

    I like the bluish picture. It's hard to capture lightening. Hope the storm doesn't last long!

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PUPPIES4ME 7/19/2014 8:53AM

    Stay safe my friend.

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NILLAPEPSI 7/18/2014 8:18PM

    Still amazing photos. emoticon

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