"Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
"The most dangerous phrase in the language is 'We've always done it this way.'"
Bowling Alley: The place where pin pals meet!
Why was the clock banned from the library?
It tocked too much.
"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."