Sign in a window of a rope company: If you can't afford a clothes dryer, ask us about our credit line.
"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
Think: What you do when you can't thwim!
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
What does a hungry termite say when it strolls into a tavern?
Hi! Is the bar tender here?