"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
Sign in window of Atlantic beach shop:
TV sets sold and rented. Not responsible for summer programs.
Why are sardines such silly fish?
Because they crawl into a can, lock themselves up and leave the key outside.
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."
Newspaper Headline: Ranchers Balk At Sheep Prices, Suspect Fleecing.