Why can't you take a turkey to church?
They use FOWL language.
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
Sign at Happy Farms Vegetables:eat our corn on the cob and you'll smile from ear to ear!
"You have to create the quiet to be able to listen to the very faint voice of your intuition."
"Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts."