Why does Santa Claus always go down the chimney?
He only does what soots him.
"There are amazingly wonderful people in all walks of life; some familiar to us and others not. Stretch yourself and really get to know people. People are in many ways one of our own greatest treasures."
Bryant H. McGill
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
Whoohoo, it's time for a happy dance! Michigan State handed out a great victory over Ohio State yesterday! We took down the N0 2 team, yeah! On to the Rose Bowl!
"Everyone can rise above their circumstances and achieve success if they are dedicated to and passionate about what they do."