"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."
"Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along."
Childhood is the time when you make funny faces in the mirror.
Middle Age is the time when the mirror gets even!
"Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy."
"Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."