"I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered...I have no family left over there."
With all of the snow days, I have had ONE day in my classroom since my last teacher evaluation. I was evaluated again first thing this morning. Seriously? What is the point?
"They're after me lucky charms!"
"Didn't the vet already get those when you were a kitten?"
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