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Installing Love

Friday, February 14, 2014

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longerdisrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program notrun on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system willoverwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give itand its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some coolmodules back to you. (author unknown)

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TTLEELEE 2/18/2014 4:52PM

    Awesome! I'm reposting somewhere!

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R-U-JELLEN 2/18/2014 3:25PM

    Loved this. I sent it to our minister. He is very computer savvy. I bet he will use this somehow in church service.
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    Happy Valentine's Day!
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PATRICIAAK 2/14/2014 9:14PM

    thanks

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L*I*T*A* 2/14/2014 6:11PM

   
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

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LOVETOLAUGH56 2/14/2014 4:00PM

    That's cute, thanks for sharing
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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/14/2014 1:27PM

    Love it!! It put a smile on my face which is nearly impossible with real tech support. LOL.

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MOVEITMARY 2/14/2014 12:22PM

    Very cute and apt analogy!
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If only life were this cut and dried...


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Laugh at yourself!

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

  
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    Oh yes, that's so true!

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LOVETOLAUGH56 2/4/2014 4:38PM

    YOU are so right.
I laugh at myself every day and there is a lot to laugh at.
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PATRICIAAK 2/4/2014 3:37PM

    smiling

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1CRAZYDOG 2/4/2014 2:34PM

  And it makes people wonder what you're up to when you smile!

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REYAFAE 2/4/2014 1:39PM

    Life seems brighter when you have a great sense of humor!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/4/2014 1:26PM

    Nice outfit!! LOL.

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Punxutawney Phil

Sunday, February 02, 2014


  
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WILLOW49 2/2/2014 10:21PM

    Yes, you would think he would want an early spring!

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    smiling

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    Hope he is wrong!

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    6 more weeks??!!!
let the flowers bloom!!

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    May he see his shadow.

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    me too !! bring on the sun !!! emoticon

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/2/2014 11:41AM

    I would love to believe a pudgy ground hog if he was telling me we are having an early spring because at this point I want to believe any good news about the weather. LOL. emoticon

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Courage

Monday, January 27, 2014

  
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    That's always been one of my favorite quotes.

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    I agree

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    I love the promise of a fresh start each day.

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Life

Saturday, January 25, 2014




Thanks, Spark Friends, for all of your support!
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RAINBOWFALLS 1/27/2014 8:52AM

    I love it!

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    What makes the negatives easier to bear are special friends like you.

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    Good Quote! Thank you for sharing.
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    amen

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    I love it!

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    Love it!

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  Awesome! HUGS

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