"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another
two, how many would you... Read more
A guy was sitting in his garden drinking beer and listening to the football
on the radio.
As he was relaxing, his wife was struggling to push a large lawnmower
round the lawn.
His new neighbour was watching for ten minutes or so an... Read more
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers
and their your children.
You all have these obsessions, the psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these
individual obsessions are going ... Read more
What I Want In A Man!
Original List: (age 22)
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
6.. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8... Appreciates finer things
9. Full ... Read more
An old farmer and his wife were learning against the side
of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalls that
next week would be their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party and let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratch... Read more
A man was complaining to a friend about the state of his life.
"I had it all," the man told his mate.
"I had money, a beautiful house and a flash car. I even had
the love of a beautiful woman, and then pow!!! Overnight it
was all gone a... Read more
Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed
to make her look years younger. After a lengthy time sitting before
the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked,
"Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
... Read more
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a ... Read more
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which The Last Post was played;
This brings out a new meaning of it.
Here is something everyone should know.
Until I read this, I didn't know,
We have all heard the haunt... Read more
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,
"I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied,
"What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied,
"I do know!"
"Okay," said his... Read more
Today was beautiful and I am blessed to live on the East Coast.
Here are some photos of magical Byron Bay and it's famous Lighthouse.
Walked down to the point where a sign states it is the most Easterly part
of Australia. The lighthouse... Read more