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Old age!
Monday, May 22, 2017      20 comments

An old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and says, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that ... Read more
Laugh for the day. a priest and a rabbi...
Friday, May 19, 2017      12 comments

A priest and a rabbi were sitting on a park bench. After a little chit chat, the priest asked, "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never tasted it?" The rabbi cocked his head and ... Read more
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Friday, May 05, 2017      15 comments

Enjoy these gems that I received today. ----------------------------
------------------------ Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have rema... Read more
Just joking!
Thursday, May 04, 2017      14 comments

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The m... Read more
Marriage is...
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      15 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her n... Read more
Just JOKING...
Sunday, April 16, 2017      17 comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to put an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. ... Read more
Piano Lessons
Monday, March 13, 2017      13 comments

TRUE STORY...PLEASE DO NOT DELETE, RETURN IF YOU CAN'T FORWARD TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON!!! At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, I... Read more
Beautiful Queensland - where I live.
Sunday, March 05, 2017      17 comments

Last week's brilliant sunset This view is overlooking the Bro... Read more
Puns for Educated Minds
Saturday, March 04, 2017      14 comments

Puns for Educated Minds 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical ale... Read more
Time for laughter!
Thursday, February 23, 2017      11 comments

Don't Mess With Seniors A retired older couple returned to the Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty drop dead g... Read more
Just jokes.
Monday, February 20, 2017      11 comments

· Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know ... Read more
Remembering the 50s!
Saturday, January 28, 2017      12 comments

Subject: Take a deep breath and go back in time THE American version!!!! Many memories watching this. 1955 was over 60 years ago. Yikes!! https://safeshare.tv/x/FEDEw
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Just joking!
Friday, January 27, 2017      13 comments

An old widow bought an antique from a shop and brought it home. As she was polishing it up, a genie burst from it and said, "You have awakened me from my slumber. I shall grant you three wishes." The widow asked for a cottage in the cou... Read more
Gotta hand it to those Brits.
Saturday, January 21, 2017      11 comments

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your ... Read more
Avoid this bank!
Monday, January 16, 2017      12 comments

Subject: FW: ANZ Bank -this is brilliant Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it i... Read more

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