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Marriage is...
Wednesday, April 19, 2017      13 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her n... Read more
Just JOKING...
Sunday, April 16, 2017      14 comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to put an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. ... Read more
Piano Lessons
Monday, March 13, 2017      12 comments

TRUE STORY...PLEASE DO NOT DELETE, RETURN IF YOU CAN'T FORWARD TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON!!! At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, I... Read more
Beautiful Queensland - where I live.
Sunday, March 05, 2017      16 comments

Last week's brilliant sunset This view is overlooking the Bro... Read more
Puns for Educated Minds
Saturday, March 04, 2017      14 comments

Puns for Educated Minds 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical ale... Read more
Time for laughter!
Thursday, February 23, 2017      11 comments

Don't Mess With Seniors A retired older couple returned to the Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty drop dead g... Read more
Just jokes.
Monday, February 20, 2017      11 comments

· Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know ... Read more
Remembering the 50s!
Saturday, January 28, 2017      12 comments

Subject: Take a deep breath and go back in time THE American version!!!! Many memories watching this. 1955 was over 60 years ago. Yikes!! https://safeshare.tv/x/FEDEw
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Just joking!
Friday, January 27, 2017      13 comments

An old widow bought an antique from a shop and brought it home. As she was polishing it up, a genie burst from it and said, "You have awakened me from my slumber. I shall grant you three wishes." The widow asked for a cottage in the cou... Read more
Gotta hand it to those Brits.
Saturday, January 21, 2017      11 comments

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your ... Read more
Avoid this bank!
Monday, January 16, 2017      12 comments

Subject: FW: ANZ Bank -this is brilliant Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it i... Read more
The week that was.
Saturday, January 14, 2017      10 comments

Friday, Celebrating a friend's 70th at a High Tea. Satu... Read more
Just for laughs.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017      13 comments

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. ... Read more
Time for laughter
Saturday, January 07, 2017      14 comments

Two men were sitting next to each other in Murphy's Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you are from Ireland." The other bloke responds proudly, "Yes,... Read more
Facts about reindeers!
Friday, December 23, 2016      14 comments

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to ... Read more

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