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Just jokes.
Monday, February 20, 2017      11 comments

· Today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know ... Read more
Remembering the 50s!
Saturday, January 28, 2017      12 comments

Subject: Take a deep breath and go back in time THE American version!!!! Many memories watching this. 1955 was over 60 years ago. Yikes!! https://safeshare.tv/x/FEDEw
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Just joking!
Friday, January 27, 2017      13 comments

An old widow bought an antique from a shop and brought it home. As she was polishing it up, a genie burst from it and said, "You have awakened me from my slumber. I shall grant you three wishes." The widow asked for a cottage in the cou... Read more
Gotta hand it to those Brits.
Saturday, January 21, 2017      11 comments

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your ... Read more
Avoid this bank!
Monday, January 16, 2017      12 comments

Subject: FW: ANZ Bank -this is brilliant Note to self: 'Cancel credit cards prior to death! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening - customer service, being what it i... Read more
The week that was.
Saturday, January 14, 2017      10 comments

Friday, Celebrating a friend's 70th at a High Tea. Satu... Read more
Just for laughs.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017      13 comments

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. ... Read more
Time for laughter
Saturday, January 07, 2017      14 comments

Two men were sitting next to each other in Murphy's Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you are from Ireland." The other bloke responds proudly, "Yes,... Read more
Facts about reindeers!
Friday, December 23, 2016      14 comments

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to ... Read more
Just joking!
Thursday, December 15, 2016      11 comments

A man had checked into a hotel room. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. He accidentaly typed the wrong email address and without realising, he sent the email to a widow who had just returned fro... Read more
Just for laughs.
Wednesday, December 14, 2016      12 comments

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'The... Read more
A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Don't laugh just yet!
Wednesday, November 30, 2016      12 comments

A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, ... Read more
My photos of the Super Moon on the Broadwater.
Monday, November 14, 2016      10 comments

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Lest we forget
Thursday, November 10, 2016      16 comments

Monday, November 11, 2013 "This poem was written as a response to those who protest at soldiers funerals." For all the Aussie Digger's soldiers all over the world who lost their lives Taking a Stand I ask you to stand with me ... Read more
What the...some people don't get it!
Sunday, November 06, 2016      17 comments

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a... Read more

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