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One Day at a Time.

Thursday, February 26, 2015      11 comments

One day at a time~ this is enough as the years go by, Reminisce the past~ Don't Dwell on it~ For it has gone~ no need to reason why, Don't be concerned about the future~ it is yet to come, Live for the present and your life can b... Read more

HOW GOD WORKED IN SCHOOL?: fifth grade assignment

Monday, February 16, 2015      14 comments

HOW GOD WORKED IN SCHOOL?: fifth grade assignment Fifth Grade Assignment A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look At TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways To communicate ideas ... Read more

Snaps around South East Queensland.

Monday, February 16, 2015      17 comments

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Valentine's Day - Interesting Facts.

Saturday, February 14, 2015      11 comments

. In Victorian times it was considered bad luck to sign a Valentine's Day card. . 73 percent of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women. . About 3% of pet owners will give Vale... Read more

How much are you worth?

Wednesday, February 11, 2015      13 comments

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 note. In the room of 200 people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me... Read more

Just for laughs!

Monday, February 09, 2015      13 comments

After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks: "What the hell does that mean?" He ... Read more

Things my mother taught me

Thursday, February 05, 2015      11 comments

My mother taught me logic..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the shops with me." My mother taught me medicine..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My mother tau... Read more

There is a time for everything

Monday, February 02, 2015      12 comments

There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: a time to be born and a time to die, a time to plant and a time to uproot, a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear down and a time to build, ... Read more

Just for laughs!

Saturday, January 31, 2015      14 comments

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she brief... Read more

Why? Why? Why?

Wednesday, January 28, 2015      11 comments

I got halfway through typing my blog and it disappeared - Why? EMAILS come with all sorts of messages but it's always nice when they make the recipient laugh. Why? Why? Why? was originally an email but don't be surprised if you a... Read more

Joke of the week.

Sunday, January 18, 2015      10 comments

The city miser was on his death bed & as his last request, he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor and priest. "I know I am going to die," he said. "And I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $15... Read more

Getting older

Monday, January 12, 2015      15 comments

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and ... Read more

Someone is clever with words!

Friday, January 09, 2015      11 comments

Sign over a Gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see wha... Read more

Some photos to bring into the New Year.

Saturday, January 03, 2015      17 comments

Fur seal, Dunedin Atop world's steepest street - Baldwin Street, Dunedin Read more

Joke of the week!

Saturday, December 27, 2014      13 comments

A wife and her husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbour's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep. Finally, the husband says, "I've had ... Read more

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