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Just joking!

Sunday, November 16, 2014      16 comments

A young blonde girl, in her late news and wanting to earn extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house... Read more

Be careful what you order in a restaurant!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014      16 comments

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded copper cast iron pot. Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly a... Read more

Joke of the week

Wednesday, November 05, 2014      15 comments

One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job, a... Read more

South East Queensland

Sunday, November 02, 2014      14 comments

My friend and I visited the Palazzo Versace last week. Read more

Just a little laugh.

Sunday, October 26, 2014      16 comments

An expedition kayaker gets lost in a chain of deserted islands. Paddling well after sunset he finally camps on a sandy beach. He wakes up and notices the sand is dark red. The sky is dark red. He walks around and sees that there is da... Read more

Daily Life and growing old!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014      12 comments

I was minding my own business and I heard a lot of noise outside my living room window. it was the kids next door kicking a football into my little porch. I told them to please go to the back and use their back yard. The kids said s... Read more

Moral of the story

Monday, October 20, 2014      10 comments

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their storie... Read more

Joke of the week

Thursday, October 16, 2014      12 comments

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and and an astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared for launch. Mission Control announced, "This is Mission Control to M... Read more

Be careful what you say!

Thursday, October 09, 2014      19 comments

An elderly man finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. "Well, how do you like your new hearing?" asked his doctor. "I like it great. I've heard sounds in the last f... Read more

The hairdryer

Sunday, October 05, 2014      13 comments

The hairdryer October 04, 2014 Written By Starts at Sixty Writers in Humour Living An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course, child. What may I do for ... Read more

One Little Dot

Saturday, October 04, 2014      10 comments

One Little Dot... The class was given a homework assignment to find out something exciting and to relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked u... Read more

Just for laughs!

Friday, October 03, 2014      11 comments

Jack strode into 'John's Stable' looking to buy a horse. "Listen here" said John, "I've got just the horse you are looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn't go and stop the usual way. The way t... Read more

Joke of the week

Monday, September 29, 2014      18 comments

A man walked into a bank in Brisbane asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. "Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security" the bank teller said. "No problem" the man replied. "here are the keys to ... Read more

Joke of the week

Sunday, September 21, 2014      17 comments

A man was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence against him but no body had been found. In the defence's closing statement, the barrister turns to the jury and says, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I have a surprise for ... Read more

Just for laughs!

Friday, September 12, 2014      17 comments

When a three-year-old boy opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His mother was not pleased. She turned to Grandma and said, "I'm surpr... Read more


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