Am I a multi tasker or lost
This is not a joke, for those of you who expected one.
My plan for today was to take it easy or flea market or something like that.
Bill, my DH got up and said let's stay home I have a few things to do in the garage.
Ok then. I wil... Read more
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said, "You shouldn't be eating so much candy, it'll rot your teeth, it's just bad for you to eat so much candy."
The littl... Read more
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.
The French e... Read more
One tough Lie
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the ... Read more
A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note
attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it.
The note read, “One dollar per point please.”
The professor returned the test th... Read more
This woman went through a bad break up. She grieved over her lost relationship, but eventually got better and decided it was time to have some fun again. She went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had th... Read more
Know Each Other
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were ... Read more
A man called home to his wife and said: "Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could... Read more
Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.
One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow'... Read more
A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, "O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut yo... Read more
After a While
This was on facebook yesterday and I rewrote on the bottom so you can see better.
AFTER A WHILE
by Veronica A. Shoffstall
After a while,... Read more
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady ... Read more
Valentine's Day Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying s... Read more
A man is driving in America when he picks up a Navajo man hitchhiking.
They are making small talk when the Navajo notices a brown paper bag with something in it.
The driver notices his glance and explains, "That's a bottle of wine I go... Read more
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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That wa... Read more