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ALL IN A DAY'S WORK

Sunday, July 26, 2015      4 comments

Scene: Inside a Best Buy Store Customer: Can you help me? I'm looking for a shredder. Coworker: We have all types of shredders. What will you be shredding primarily? Customer: Collard Greens.... Read more

POINTS TO PONDER

Saturday, July 18, 2015      6 comments

When a growing number of people believe that everything should be free, it's impossible to support a reference book that requires a staff of contributors and editors. Leonard Maltin, movie critic... Read more

LOVE-YOUR-SHAPE WORDS TO LIVE BY

Thursday, July 02, 2015      6 comments

When life throws you curves, embrace them. Don't say anything about yourself that you wouldn't say about your best friend. Beauty is a state of mind, not a state of body. fr... Read more

QUOTABLE QUOTES

Monday, June 29, 2015      8 comments

Self-pity will fulfill all the prophecies it makes and leave only itself. Stephen Fry, Actor... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Friday, June 26, 2015      10 comments

NOBODY is a failure unless they choose to stop trying. Joyce Meyer... Read more

QUOTABLE QUOTES

Thursday, June 25, 2015      8 comments

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali ... Read more

QUOYABLE QUOTES

Tuesday, June 16, 2015      7 comments

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers... Read more

QUOTABLE QUOTES

Monday, June 15, 2015      8 comments

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. Melinda Gates... Read more

LIFE

Saturday, June 13, 2015      9 comments

I'm at the age where I can't take anything with a grain of salt.... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Wednesday, June 10, 2015      12 comments

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers... Read more

WHY WASTE PAPER?

Wednesday, May 27, 2015      11 comments

I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, "It's still in my pencil."... Read more

REQUEST FROM A CLIENT

Saturday, May 23, 2015      8 comments

"For the ad, use a stock photo of a woman or a person."... Read more

THESE STUDENTS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS

Saturday, May 16, 2015      8 comments

Scene: Social studies class Question: What does right to privacy mean? Answer: It's the right to be alone in the bathroom.... Read more

EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC

Tuesday, May 12, 2015      14 comments

A junior in my English class gave a big-thumbs-down to the autobiography he'd read. His reason: "The author talks about only himself."... Read more

THESE STUDENTS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS

Saturday, May 09, 2015      8 comments

Scene: History Class Question: Name a famous explorer Answer: Dora... Read more


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