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UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS

Thursday, November 20, 2014      7 comments

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.... Read more

SOMETHING TO PONDER

Tuesday, November 18, 2014      8 comments

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory... Read more

NEWS FLASH

Saturday, November 15, 2014      9 comments

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, th... Read more

UNTITLED

Monday, November 10, 2014      8 comments

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball of the circus, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of his caliber."... Read more

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Tuesday, November 04, 2014      13 comments

Honk if you love peace and quiet. ... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Thursday, October 30, 2014      10 comments

If you believe God loves you, has a plan for your life, and that His timing is always right, there is no need to envy anyone. Joyce Meyer... Read more

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Tuesday, October 28, 2014      8 comments

The word danger is one letter away from anger. Joyce Meyer... Read more

HALLOWEEN FUNNIES

Sunday, October 26, 2014      9 comments

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash. Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.... Read more

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Wednesday, October 15, 2014      9 comments

There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Monday, October 13, 2014      7 comments

God is working in you and in your life right now, You may not feel it or see it, but you can believe it!... Read more

IF WE WATCHED COOKING SHOWS THE WAY GUYS WATCH SPORTS

Thursday, October 09, 2014      13 comments

That's too much orange zest! Are you blind? Grab the butter, moron! Don't use so much red onion!... Read more

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Tuesday, October 07, 2014      12 comments

Peace of mind must precede peace in every other area of our lives.... Read more

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Friday, October 03, 2014      10 comments

A lady was buying a turkey but she wasn't pleased with the one the butcher offered her. "It's not big enough." she complained. The butcher knew it was his last turkey but he pretended he would go and have a look in the cold storage... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Tuesday, September 30, 2014      9 comments

You're never too old, or too young, to do something amazing with God. Joyce Meyer... Read more

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

Thursday, September 25, 2014      10 comments

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit; so I sought my husband's advice. "Wh... Read more


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