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MARYJOANNA
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FUNNIES FOR FRIDAY
Friday, September 23, 2016      4 comments

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. How do bulls drive cars? They steer them. What is the lighthouse keeper's favorite instrument? The foghorn.... Read more
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Wednesday, September 21, 2016      4 comments

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.... Read more
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Wednesday, September 21, 2016      3 comments

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.... Read more
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Monday, September 12, 2016      8 comments

DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ... Read more
DISCOVERY
Thursday, September 08, 2016      5 comments

OMG, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left.... Read more
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Tuesday, September 06, 2016      6 comments

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check!... Read more
TUESDAY FUNNY
Tuesday, August 30, 2016      9 comments

This is a frightening statistic; probably one of the most worrisome recent in years. 25 % of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!... Read more
CLEANING THE ATTIC
Saturday, August 27, 2016      11 comments

While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. ... Read more
THE PROPHET
Tuesday, August 23, 2016      5 comments

A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, "O" great prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering and unending. "The prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his th... Read more
INTERESTING THOUGHT
Sunday, August 21, 2016      5 comments

There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.... Read more
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Thursday, August 18, 2016      7 comments

In a perfect world every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.... Read more
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Monday, August 08, 2016      7 comments

"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." Clyde Aster... Read more
QUESTION
Saturday, August 06, 2016      4 comments

Why do you press harder on the remote, when you know the battery is dead.... Read more
UNTITLED
Thursday, August 04, 2016      7 comments

I don't call my bathroom 'The John' anymore. Instead I call mine 'The Jim'. Sounds more impressive when I honestly say, "My first stop every morning is 'The Jim'".... Read more
UNTITLED
Monday, August 01, 2016      5 comments

If at first you don't succeed, just redefine success.... Read more

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