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THANKSGIVING MEMORIES
Monday, November 28, 2016      3 comments

We enjoyed our Thanksgiving with our daughter and her chef roommate. Melissa hopes to open her own restaurant, with Lisa, our daughter as part owner. Nov. 25 was our 55th wedding anniversary. It was one to remember--my hubby had to go... Read more
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Saturday, November 12, 2016      7 comments

An octopus can have nearly 2,000 suckers on its arms. Rockets must travel at least 25,000 miles an hour to escape Earth's gravity. There are about 16 million thunderstorms on Earth every year. ... Read more
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Saturday, November 05, 2016      10 comments

Most people spend about five years of their lives eating. The length of your arms stretched out is about equal to your height.... Read more
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Thursday, November 03, 2016      8 comments

The air around a lightning strike is five times hotter than the sun!... Read more
NON-SMARTISMS
Friday, October 28, 2016      4 comments

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. A room temperature IQ. A photographic memory, but his lens cap is glued on. Fell out of the family tree. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking. ... Read more
QUESTION?
Tuesday, October 18, 2016      5 comments

Is there another word for synonym?... Read more
FAVORITES FOR FRIDAY
Friday, October 14, 2016      6 comments

Love is how excited your dog gets when you come home. So if a redhead goes crazy, Is it called Ginger snaps? Oops...Did I roll my eyesout loud! Nurses--We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it! Some days I a... Read more
YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN.....
Saturday, October 08, 2016      11 comments

...you and your teeth don't sleep together. ...you give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. ...your pharmacist is your new best friend. ...happy hour is a nap. ...your idea of weight lifting is standing up. ... Read more
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS.
Monday, October 03, 2016      6 comments

A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. Do not allow the dog to eat at th table no matter how good his manners are.... Read more
SATURDAY GROANERS
Saturday, October 01, 2016      10 comments

1. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! 2. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 3. When chemists die, they barium. 4. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 5. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typ... Read more
FUNNIES FOR FRIDAY
Friday, September 23, 2016      6 comments

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. How do bulls drive cars? They steer them. What is the lighthouse keeper's favorite instrument? The foghorn.... Read more
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Wednesday, September 21, 2016      4 comments

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.... Read more
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Wednesday, September 21, 2016      4 comments

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.... Read more
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Monday, September 12, 2016      9 comments

DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ... Read more
DISCOVERY
Thursday, September 08, 2016      6 comments

OMG, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left.... Read more

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