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MARYJOANNA
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THE PROPHET
Tuesday, August 23, 2016      5 comments

A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, "O" great prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering and unending. "The prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his th... Read more
INTERESTING THOUGHT
Sunday, August 21, 2016      5 comments

There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.... Read more
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Thursday, August 18, 2016      7 comments

In a perfect world every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.... Read more
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Monday, August 08, 2016      7 comments

"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." Clyde Aster... Read more
QUESTION
Saturday, August 06, 2016      4 comments

Why do you press harder on the remote, when you know the battery is dead.... Read more
UNTITLED
Thursday, August 04, 2016      7 comments

I don't call my bathroom 'The John' anymore. Instead I call mine 'The Jim'. Sounds more impressive when I honestly say, "My first stop every morning is 'The Jim'".... Read more
UNTITLED
Monday, August 01, 2016      5 comments

If at first you don't succeed, just redefine success.... Read more
UNTITLED
Thursday, July 28, 2016      7 comments

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.... Read more
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Saturday, July 16, 2016      7 comments

Friends are the flowers in the garden of life.... Read more
LAUGHTER
Tuesday, June 28, 2016      11 comments

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish. If you can understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2. ... Read more
CLEVER SAYINGS ON T-SHIRTS
Tuesday, June 14, 2016      12 comments

1. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. 2. Exercise? I thought you said EXTRA FRIES. 3. DON'T GROW UP--It's a trap. 4. So if a redhead goes crazy, Is it c... Read more
YOU GOTTA LAUGH
Thursday, June 09, 2016      11 comments

Two cows standing in a field: Cow 1: Are you worried about mad cow disease? Cow 2: Why would I? I'm a helicopter! Question: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? Answer: A receding hare l... Read more
SOMETHING GOOD CAME OUT OF AN ACCIDENT
Sunday, May 22, 2016      17 comments

When I pause to reflect on my journey to healing from a fall April 12, I can't help but think of my church friends, and people in our apartment complex who showered me with phone calls, cards and food. It was overwhelming! Not only am I thankfu... Read more
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Saturday, May 14, 2016      6 comments

WORRY DOES NOT EMPTY TOMORROW OF ITS SORROW; IT EMPTIES TODAY OF ITS STRENGTH. Corrie Ten Boom... Read more
ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY
Tuesday, May 10, 2016      10 comments

One month ago I was operated on to repair a broken leg. I am so pleased with my progress. I am able to walk with my walker a bit and I went to church for the first time Sunday. I have an appointment on the 24th with my surgeon. Praise God!... Read more

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