Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour,
as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need KitKats, Mars
Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, th... Read more
A lady was buying a turkey but she wasn't pleased with the one the butcher offered her.
"It's not big enough." she complained.
The butcher knew it was his last turkey but he pretended he would go and have a look in the cold storage... Read more
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even
considered buying a bathing suit; so I sought my husband's advice. "Wh... Read more