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QUOTE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, March 22, 2017      7 comments

I thank my God upon every remembrance of you. Philippians 1:3... Read more
JUST A THOUGHT
Wednesday, March 08, 2017      5 comments

There comes a time in your life when you walk away from all drama and those who create it, you surround yourself with people who make you laugh; Love the people that treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short... Read more
METRICS - SCHMETRICS
Saturday, March 04, 2017      2 comments

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1Billigram Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its' diameter: Eski... Read more
METRICS - SCHMETRICS
Thursday, February 09, 2017      6 comments

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its' diameter: Eskimo Pie 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower H... Read more
QUESTION?
Monday, January 30, 2017      5 comments

Is there another word for synonym?... Read more
NEW CHAPTER
Saturday, January 21, 2017      6 comments

I wish blessings and much success to our new President, Donald Trump!... Read more
QUOTE
Thursday, January 12, 2017      2 comments

"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the 'William Tell Overture' and not think of the Lone Ranger." Dan Rather... Read more
QUESTION OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 29, 2016      6 comments

Need an ark to save two of everything? I Noah a guy!... Read more
GET MOO-VING JUNIOR
Thursday, December 22, 2016      5 comments

Q: What did the momma cow say to her calf when it was time to come in from the field? A: It's pasture bedtime.... Read more
WORDS TO LIVE BY
Tuesday, December 20, 2016      3 comments

Take life as it comes, not as you order it.... Read more
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Saturday, December 10, 2016      6 comments

PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should only be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However ,if... Read more
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS
Saturday, December 10, 2016      3 comments

PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should only be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However ,if... Read more
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Wednesday, December 07, 2016      5 comments

Humans blink about 17,000 times a day. A bottlenose dolphin has a bigger brain than a human. It takes the average 10-year-old kid about 20 minutes to fall asleep.... Read more
THANKSGIVING MEMORIES
Monday, November 28, 2016      4 comments

We enjoyed our Thanksgiving with our daughter and her chef roommate. Melissa hopes to open her own restaurant, with Lisa, our daughter as part owner. Nov. 25 was our 55th wedding anniversary. It was one to remember--my hubby had to go... Read more
WEIRD BUT TRUE
Saturday, November 12, 2016      8 comments

An octopus can have nearly 2,000 suckers on its arms. Rockets must travel at least 25,000 miles an hour to escape Earth's gravity. There are about 16 million thunderstorms on Earth every year. ... Read more

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