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SUPER DEFINITIONS

Wednesday, November 26, 2014      1 comments

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil service examination." "Government is like a baby, an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and ... Read more

HEH?

Monday, November 24, 2014      13 comments

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.... Read more

OH KNOW HE DI'NT

Saturday, November 22, 2014      8 comments

Down in Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, Boudreaux got a job with BP helping to clean up the Gulf oil spill. He reports to work and is told to speak to a supervisor about his assign- ment. He finds a man and asks "What am I supposed to... Read more

UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS

Thursday, November 20, 2014      9 comments

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.... Read more

SOMETHING TO PONDER

Tuesday, November 18, 2014      9 comments

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory... Read more

NEWS FLASH

Saturday, November 15, 2014      9 comments

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It provides me with everything I need KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, th... Read more

UNTITLED

Monday, November 10, 2014      8 comments

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball of the circus, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of his caliber."... Read more

????????????

Tuesday, November 04, 2014      13 comments

Honk if you love peace and quiet. ... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Thursday, October 30, 2014      10 comments

If you believe God loves you, has a plan for your life, and that His timing is always right, there is no need to envy anyone. Joyce Meyer... Read more

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Tuesday, October 28, 2014      8 comments

The word danger is one letter away from anger. Joyce Meyer... Read more

HALLOWEEN FUNNIES

Sunday, October 26, 2014      9 comments

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern? With a pumpkin patch. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash. Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.... Read more

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Wednesday, October 15, 2014      9 comments

There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.... Read more

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Monday, October 13, 2014      7 comments

God is working in you and in your life right now, You may not feel it or see it, but you can believe it!... Read more

IF WE WATCHED COOKING SHOWS THE WAY GUYS WATCH SPORTS

Thursday, October 09, 2014      13 comments

That's too much orange zest! Are you blind? Grab the butter, moron! Don't use so much red onion!... Read more

QUOTE FOR THE DAY

Tuesday, October 07, 2014      12 comments

Peace of mind must precede peace in every other area of our lives.... Read more


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