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Monday, July 27, 2015      4 comments

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everythin... Read more

Definition of A Million

Thursday, July 23, 2015      8 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is... Read more

New Baby

Wednesday, July 22, 2015      4 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more

What To Do With Lawyers

Monday, July 20, 2015      4 comments

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." S... Read more

Guaranteed Visits

Friday, July 17, 2015      7 comments

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomi... Read more

Just For Sparkers

Saturday, July 11, 2015      7 comments

1. If you eat something and no one sees you, it doesn't count. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if... Read more

Reasons Why Computers Must Be Male

Friday, July 10, 2015      8 comments

They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better model is always just around the corner. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. It is always necessary to have a backup. They'll do whatever you say if ... Read more

Psychiatric Hotline - Not New, But Still Find This Funny

Saturday, July 04, 2015      6 comments

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-d... Read more

Sunday School

Sunday, May 17, 2015      2 comments

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our bro... Read more

Memories and Good Fortune

Saturday, May 16, 2015      2 comments

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was ... Read more

White Hair

Friday, May 15, 2015      7 comments

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother ... Read more


Thursday, May 14, 2015      4 comments

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he took a critical jab at the drummer, ... Read more

Scavenger Hunt

Wednesday, May 13, 2015      5 comments

A woman answered her front door and found Little Johnny and Billy holding a list. "Lady," Johnny explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."... Read more

Dog and Hotel

Tuesday, May 12, 2015      6 comments

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town, which he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to k... Read more

Sumo Wrestlers

Monday, May 11, 2015      4 comments

"Right here in New York City over the weekend two dozen sumo wrestlers were in town in cold weather over at Madison Square Garden. It was nice to have the sumo wrestlers this time of the year in New York City. When the weather gets cool you j... Read more

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