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Leaning Slightly (A Little Corny)

Wednesday, March 04, 2015      5 comments

I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused... told me I was crazy. But last week, he fina... Read more

AAADD-(Long, But Worth The Read, I Think)

Monday, March 02, 2015      6 comments

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs was... Read more

Scary Sunday

Saturday, February 21, 2015      5 comments

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the... Read more

The New Baby

Tuesday, January 20, 2015      5 comments

With all the new fertility technology , a 66 year old woman was recently able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not y... Read more

Excited Father

Tuesday, December 30, 2014      5 comments

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!" The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?" The father paused, smiled, ... Read more

Letter From School

Monday, November 10, 2014      3 comments

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on... Read more

The Lord

Saturday, November 01, 2014      4 comments

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's l... Read more

Wife Vs. Husband

Saturday, October 25, 2014      7 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sa... Read more

Discipline

Thursday, October 23, 2014      3 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow ... Read more

Signing Checks

Tuesday, October 21, 2014      5 comments

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read, so when he married and started a checking account, he signed his checks simply "XX". E... Read more

Tmperature

Monday, October 20, 2014      6 comments

A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the wea... Read more

The Moving Walls

Sunday, October 12, 2014      6 comments

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" Th... Read more

Psychiatrists-Uh Oh

Tuesday, October 07, 2014      5 comments

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems." "Since we're all professionals," another sugge... Read more

Bad Timing

Saturday, October 04, 2014      3 comments

A parish priest, Father O'Brien, was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little s... Read more

Whales

Saturday, September 27, 2014      6 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that... Read more


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