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Shopping

Saturday, November 22, 2014      3 comments

My husband had reluctantly agreed to come shopping with me. But when he found himself stuck in a lingerie shop while I tried on one garment after another, he regretted his decision. Impatient and bored he asked a salesclerk, "Is there anything i... Read more

Vacuum Salesman

Friday, November 21, 2014      5 comments

A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to dem... Read more

English School

Wednesday, November 19, 2014      4 comments

Donald MacDonald from Scotland went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. "And how do you find the Englis... Read more

Conch Light

Monday, November 17, 2014      4 comments

In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on the beach. My wife took an instant dislike to it, and at the next yard sale it was the first thing she put out. I felt vindicated when a woman kept c... Read more

In Uniform

Friday, November 14, 2014      9 comments

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things. While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little bo... Read more

Performance Review Terms

Thursday, November 13, 2014      7 comments

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Gets to work on time. RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk. EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER: Screws up often. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly to get a date. INDEPENDENT WORKER: N... Read more

Funeral Procession

Tuesday, November 11, 2014      4 comments

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the fir... Read more

Letter From School

Monday, November 10, 2014      3 comments

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love,Your $on... Read more

Broken Window

Sunday, November 09, 2014      6 comments

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said, and he wanted it back. Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a base- ball and a broken win... Read more

Parenthood

Friday, November 07, 2014      5 comments

- If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! -- Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results. -- The smartest advice on rai... Read more

Miracle Dog

Thursday, November 06, 2014      6 comments

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was worki... Read more

State Capitals

Monday, November 03, 2014      6 comments

Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupt... Read more

The Lord

Saturday, November 01, 2014      4 comments

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's l... Read more

Questions to Ponder (A Little Long)

Sunday, October 26, 2014      4 comments

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do... Read more

Wife Vs. Husband

Saturday, October 25, 2014      7 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sa... Read more


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