1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant
have a little beverage,good food and good
She goes on Tuesdays;I go on Fridays
2. We also sleep in different beds
Hers is in Ontario
Mine is in Alberta
3. I... Read more
A wise person once said.
1) We all love to spend money
buying new clothes but we never
realize that the best moments in life
are enjoyed without clothes.
2) Having a cold drink on a hot day
is nice,but having a hot friend on ... Read more
A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night ,she told her new husband to
''Please be gentle;I'm still a Virgin''
''What ?'' said the puzzled groom.
''How can that be if you'... Read more
You appeared from nowhere
without any reservation,
you laid on my naked body.
You sensed my indifference,
so you applied your hungry mouth
to me without any guilt
or humiliation and
YOU D... Read more
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.
2.On all your check stubs write ''For Marijuana''
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many
... Read more