A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?"
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A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch."
The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender.
"Well you'd drin... Read more
Maurice, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for his physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, “You’r... Read more
Marriage Mayhem (Joke)!
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that." ... Read more
Not a Joke Today but a Request...
I need you guys' and gals' help. As some of you know I've been praying for a truly sweet little girl named Kate McRae since she was diagnosed with a severe and aggressive form of brain cancer when she was 5. Now she's 10 and in her 3rd relapse w... Read more
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?"
The other fisherman replies, "If you just go down ... Read more
A scholar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions:
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Knock Knock Chuckle
Alexplain later now let me in.... Read more
An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk."
A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "Give me a drink," bartender say... Read more
The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owne... Read more
Tax Tickle (Joke)
A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”... Read more
A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some I... Read more
My Generation's Kind of Joke!
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory eve... Read more
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.... Read more
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