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Scotch Silly!

Sunday, November 23, 2014      0 comments

A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. "Well you'd drin... Read more

Doctor Joke!

Saturday, November 22, 2014      10 comments

Maurice, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, “You’r... Read more

Marriage Mayhem (Joke)!

Friday, November 21, 2014      7 comments

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." ... Read more

Not a Joke Today but a Request...

Thursday, November 20, 2014      13 comments

I need you guys' and gals' help. As some of you know I've been praying for a truly sweet little girl named Kate McRae since she was diagnosed with a severe and aggressive form of brain cancer when she was 5. Now she's 10 and in her 3rd relapse w... Read more

Fishing Funny!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014      8 comments

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies, "If you just go down ... Read more

Scholar Silly!

Monday, November 17, 2014      9 comments

A scholar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions: ... Read more

Knock Knock Chuckle

Sunday, November 16, 2014      11 comments

Knock Knock Who's there? Alex Alex who? Alexplain later now let me in.... Read more

Bartender Silly!

Saturday, November 15, 2014      6 comments

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk." A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "Give me a drink," bartender say... Read more

Jewelry Joke!

Thursday, November 13, 2014      5 comments

The man charged into the jewelry shop, slammed his fists angrily on the showcase, removed a wristwatch from his pocket and shook it under the nose of the owner. “You said this watch would last me a lifetime,” he yelled. “Yeah,” admitted the owne... Read more

Tax Tickle (Joke)

Wednesday, November 12, 2014      7 comments

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”... Read more

Skeleton Silly!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014      3 comments

A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some I... Read more

Fall Garfield Funny!

Monday, November 10, 2014      9 comments

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My Generation's Kind of Joke!

Sunday, November 09, 2014      9 comments

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory eve... Read more

Oz Joke!

Wednesday, November 05, 2014      9 comments

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions.... Read more

I'm BAAAAACK!!!

Tuesday, November 04, 2014      6 comments

I've quit my old job and now my focus is school and health so I'm back! Jokes will resume tomorrow! I've missed you all sooooo much!!!... Read more


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