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The Perks of Being Over 50

Monday, December 15, 2014      9 comments

-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you. -- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. -- No one expects you to run into a burning building. -- People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" -- Peop... Read more

Tracking the Weather

Sunday, December 14, 2014      11 comments

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he could... Read more

Weather Stone

Thursday, December 11, 2014      7 comments

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Oh Yah...

Thursday, December 11, 2014      7 comments

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A few laffs

Wednesday, December 10, 2014      14 comments

In Court My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting ... Read more

Late Nite Funnies

Wednesday, December 10, 2014      5 comments

It was a great week for Jimmy Fallon. He welcomed a baby girl. Congratulations, Fallons! In this modern society, your little girl can grow up to be anything she wants. Except of course a late-night talk-show host. -Craig Ferguson A marine b... Read more

Retired Husband

Monday, December 08, 2014      14 comments

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Ye... Read more

Season's Greetings!

Sunday, December 07, 2014      15 comments

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Holiday to do list

Thursday, December 04, 2014      15 comments

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If brains were gasoline...

Wednesday, December 03, 2014      6 comments

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What Santa's bringing you!

Wednesday, December 03, 2014      4 comments

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Republican Agenda

Wednesday, December 03, 2014      1 comments

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Remove a curse...

Saturday, November 29, 2014      10 comments

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 50 years. The wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the course on you.” The old man says wit... Read more

Some pertinent thoughts...to what I don't know!

Thursday, November 27, 2014      9 comments

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them a... Read more

Ohhhh! The pot at the end of the rainbow!

Thursday, November 20, 2014      10 comments

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