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Hospitable State Patrol

Thursday, September 08, 2011      2 comments

One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?" "Fine, thank you," she replied. My brother continue... Read more

Mixed Metaphors

Sunday, September 04, 2011      6 comments

English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors a... Read more

The Rabbit Problem

Thursday, September 01, 2011      6 comments

The problem - There's a box with a hole at each end and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a minute later, his head appears at the opp... Read more

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

Monday, August 29, 2011      9 comments

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 c... Read more

"How DRY IS It in Texas??"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011      4 comments

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. In Lake Palestine, they caugh... Read more

Helpful Tips to Make Life Simple

Tuesday, August 23, 2011      5 comments

[I know this is supposed to be humorous...but some of these tips make a lot of sense to me.] * Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * Fool other dr... Read more

Music Styles

Monday, August 22, 2011      5 comments

JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning. WORLD MUSIC Dozen different types of percussion all going at once. OPERA People singing when they sh... Read more

Deep Fat Fried Butter on a Stick

Friday, August 19, 2011      11 comments

"The new specialty at the Iowa fair this year is fried butter on a stick. Of course, if you're like me and you want like to eat healthy, get your stick of butter baked." -Jay Leno Read more

Shame on you!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011      12 comments

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, "Shame on you," followed by, "If anyone does that to you, just say, "Shame on you" to that perso... Read more

Seaside cure

Monday, August 15, 2011      6 comments

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better." When the man got to Florida, he went in... Read more

Open Her Up!

Sunday, August 14, 2011      3 comments

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw f... Read more

Riots in the UK

Thursday, August 11, 2011      1 comments

Did you hear Jay Leno say: "Big riots in the United Kingdom. You can tell it's England because they're rioting on the other side of the street." Not a laughing matter...but just a small chuckle...... Read more

An Accident Report

Wednesday, August 10, 2011      7 comments

I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as the cause for my accident. You said in your last letter that I should explain more fully. I trust tha... Read more

Bubba's striptease

Sunday, July 31, 2011      8 comments

Cletus is passing by Bubba's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old orange Kubota tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off f... Read more

Ornithology test

Saturday, July 30, 2011      5 comments

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. ... Read more


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