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“The Porcelain Unicorn”

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      7 comments

This summer, Philips and the renowned director/producer, Ridley Scott, launched a global filmmaker competition dubbed the: “Tell It Your Way” Film Making Contest. The entrants were given total freedom of expression and could take up any them... Read more

Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more.

Monday, October 03, 2011      8 comments

Following are actual answers from students on music tests... - The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the... Read more

You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...

Sunday, October 02, 2011      12 comments

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth *You sleep with your eyes open *You have to watch videos in fast-forward *You lick your coffee pot cl... Read more

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

Saturday, October 01, 2011      5 comments

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out and ... Read more

Horror Movie!

Sunday, September 18, 2011      4 comments

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Back to School

Friday, September 16, 2011      7 comments

It was the first day of school after summer vacation. The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends. Then In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the... Read more

If you hear hoofbeats, don't think of zebras!

Thursday, September 15, 2011      7 comments

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside... Read more

*************

Monday, September 12, 2011      6 comments

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says. "Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk techn... Read more

Government Philosophy

Sunday, September 11, 2011      7 comments

Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is. emoticon... Read more

Did You get Your Shingles Shot?

Saturday, September 10, 2011      3 comments

A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles." She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat." ... Read more

Hospitable State Patrol

Thursday, September 08, 2011      2 comments

One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?" "Fine, thank you," she replied. My brother continue... Read more

Mixed Metaphors

Sunday, September 04, 2011      6 comments

English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors a... Read more

The Rabbit Problem

Thursday, September 01, 2011      6 comments

The problem - There's a box with a hole at each end and there's a rabbit in the box. The rabbit sticks his head out of the hole in one end, and a minute later he sticks it out the other end. Half a minute later, his head appears at the opp... Read more

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

Monday, August 29, 2011      9 comments

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 c... Read more

"How DRY IS It in Texas??"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011      4 comments

A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. In Lake Palestine, they caugh... Read more


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