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So what did you do all day?

Sunday, November 27, 2011      6 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.'s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife‚s car... Read more

Little Johnny's Aching Side

Saturday, November 26, 2011      2 comments

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him l... Read more


Thursday, November 24, 2011      5 comments

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game w... Read more

Things To Do In An Elevator

Sunday, November 20, 2011      6 comments

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your... Read more

There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...

Monday, November 14, 2011      7 comments

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the positio... Read more

Laugh with Mrs Hughes

Sunday, November 13, 2011      0 comments

Mrs. Hughes
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No confusion here...

Thursday, November 03, 2011      7 comments

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon."... Read more

Halloween costume

Tuesday, November 01, 2011      6 comments

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The waitress responded prou... Read more

Try the Halloween Card Again

Sunday, October 30, 2011      2 comments

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Dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide

Wednesday, October 26, 2011      4 comments

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged expos... Read more


Sunday, October 16, 2011      6 comments

- Extinct Life - Plastic glasses - Terribly pleased - Computer security - Political science - Tight slacks - Definite maybe - Pretty ugly - Rap music - Working vacation - Religious tolerance - Microsoft Works - Alone toge... Read more

How to Handle Teens

Friday, October 14, 2011      11 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of you... Read more


Wednesday, October 12, 2011      12 comments

1. You dance and it makes the band skip. 2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. 3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. 4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanu... Read more

The full Moon

Tuesday, October 11, 2011      6 comments

It was about 5:30 this morning when I awoke in our hotel room at Seaside. A strange white light lay across our bed. I had to get out of bed to investigate. The clouds had parted, and a beautiful silver moon hung shining over the waves. So u... Read more

Murphy's Law - Tech Version

Tuesday, October 11, 2011      8 comments

* All great discoveries are made by mistake. * Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. * Nothing ever gets built on schedule... Read more

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