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Things To Do In An Elevator
Sunday, November 20, 2011      6 comments

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your... Read more
There's a lot to be said about marital bliss...
Monday, November 14, 2011      7 comments

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the positio... Read more
Laugh with Mrs Hughes
Sunday, November 13, 2011      0 comments

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No confusion here...
Thursday, November 03, 2011      7 comments

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon."... Read more
Halloween costume
Tuesday, November 01, 2011      6 comments

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The waitress responded prou... Read more
Try the Halloween Card Again
Sunday, October 30, 2011      2 comments

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Dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide
Wednesday, October 26, 2011      4 comments

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged expos... Read more
Oxymorons
Sunday, October 16, 2011      6 comments

- Extinct Life - Plastic glasses - Terribly pleased - Computer security - Political science - Tight slacks - Definite maybe - Pretty ugly - Rap music - Working vacation - Religious tolerance - Microsoft Works - Alone toge... Read more
How to Handle Teens
Friday, October 14, 2011      11 comments

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of you... Read more
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...
Wednesday, October 12, 2011      12 comments

1. You dance and it makes the band skip. 2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. 3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. 4. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanu... Read more
The full Moon
Tuesday, October 11, 2011      6 comments

It was about 5:30 this morning when I awoke in our hotel room at Seaside. A strange white light lay across our bed. I had to get out of bed to investigate. The clouds had parted, and a beautiful silver moon hung shining over the waves. So u... Read more
Murphy's Law - Tech Version
Tuesday, October 11, 2011      8 comments

* All great discoveries are made by mistake. * Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. * Nothing ever gets built on schedule... Read more
“The Porcelain Unicorn”
Wednesday, October 05, 2011      7 comments

This summer, Philips and the renowned director/producer, Ridley Scott, launched a global filmmaker competition dubbed the: “Tell It Your Way” Film Making Contest. The entrants were given total freedom of expression and could take up any them... Read more
Maybe this is why they don't teach music in high school any more.
Monday, October 03, 2011      8 comments

Following are actual answers from students on music tests... - The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. - Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. - Sherbet composed the... Read more
You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...
Sunday, October 02, 2011      12 comments

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you *You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked *You grind your coffee beans in your mouth *You sleep with your eyes open *You have to watch videos in fast-forward *You lick your coffee pot cl... Read more

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