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7 things a 7-year-old could convince congress are vegetables

Sunday, February 05, 2012      6 comments

I read an article called 7 things a 7-year-old could convince congress are vegetables. Congress has already declared that the tomato sauce on Pizza is a vegetable. So here’s the gist of the article: CHOCOLATE: comes from a bean, so it mu... Read more

Thoughts On Aging

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      3 comments

- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after fee... Read more

(Source: The Freedmen's Book; Image: A group of escaped slaves in Virginia in 1862, courtesy of the

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      5 comments

Dayton, Ohio, August 7, 1865 To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you ag... Read more

Best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      2 comments

* Classical Studies * Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements. Answer: Learning to speak Latin * Biology * Question: What is a fibula? Answer: A little lie * Classical Studies * Question: What were the c... Read more

Of course she's a blonde...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      6 comments

My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the courage to ask, "Ar... Read more


Tuesday, January 31, 2012      3 comments

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they c... Read more

If Only You Had Looked...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      3 comments

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" ... Read more

Polish sausage

Monday, January 30, 2012      11 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I ... Read more

Some Police Quotes

Sunday, January 29, 2012      7 comments

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." ... Read more

I would have given him 100%

Thursday, January 26, 2012      6 comments

Q 1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page Q 3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid Q 4.... Read more

Get Your Own

Thursday, January 26, 2012      2 comments

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we'v... Read more

Dumbest People Ever?

Thursday, January 26, 2012      11 comments

- A medical student was working in the toxicology department at the poison control center. A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. The medical student quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful a... Read more

Ya Gotta Read This Myth Bustin' Article!!!

Monday, January 23, 2012      1 comments
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Bad spelling leads to bad fitness???

Monday, January 23, 2012      5 comments

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question "To what do you attribute your fitness issues?" the woman wrote, "Horrendous eating habits." "What makes you answer that?" my friend asked. The... Read more

I think I have been In Flexible

Monday, January 23, 2012      5 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. The... Read more

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