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the $100 donkey

Wednesday, February 08, 2012      7 comments

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.... Read more

Cat Quotes

Tuesday, February 07, 2012      8 comments

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt 

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez 

"There is no snooze button for a cat that... Read more

Practice makes......imperfect?

Monday, February 06, 2012      2 comments

A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. I felt terrible for... Read more

TWO DEATHS AT WORK...

Sunday, February 05, 2012      3 comments

Had two deaths at work this week. Bummer! First one was Dennis former FAther in law. A great guy. The second was at the end of the day Friday - 3;30 - long time resident, Dr Coffin. Apparently he had died in his sleep the night before. I c... Read more

What would you buy with $2?

Sunday, February 05, 2012      10 comments

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, ads, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation. ... Read more

You can't take it with you

Sunday, February 05, 2012      2 comments

Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to take at least some of his fortune with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the ban... Read more

7 things a 7-year-old could convince congress are vegetables

Sunday, February 05, 2012      6 comments

I read an article called 7 things a 7-year-old could convince congress are vegetables. Congress has already declared that the tomato sauce on Pizza is a vegetable. So here’s the gist of the article: CHOCOLATE: comes from a bean, so it mu... Read more

Thoughts On Aging

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      3 comments

- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after fee... Read more

(Source: The Freedmen's Book; Image: A group of escaped slaves in Virginia in 1862, courtesy of the

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      5 comments

Dayton, Ohio, August 7, 1865 To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you ag... Read more

Best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inventive - of students

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      2 comments

* Classical Studies * Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements. Answer: Learning to speak Latin * Biology * Question: What is a fibula? Answer: A little lie * Classical Studies * Question: What were the c... Read more

Of course she's a blonde...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      6 comments

My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the courage to ask, "Ar... Read more

Fallen

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      3 comments

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they c... Read more

If Only You Had Looked...

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      3 comments

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" ... Read more

Polish sausage

Monday, January 30, 2012      11 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I ... Read more

Some Police Quotes

Sunday, January 29, 2012      7 comments

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." ... Read more


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