Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.
SUNSHINE65
100,000-149,999 SparkPoints 106,279
SparkPoints
 

SUNSHINE65's Blogs

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...
Wednesday, March 14, 2012      8 comments

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you 

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked 

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth 

*You sleep with your eyes open 

*You have to... Read more
Or a bartender...
Tuesday, March 13, 2012      5 comments

Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yo... Read more
12-step Jargon
Monday, March 12, 2012      2 comments

Twelve-step jargon has seeped into the language. I was trying to get my son to do his homework. "What's the assignment?" I asked. "Write a paper on a national leader," he answered. I pressed, "And what's the first step?" "Admittin... Read more
You're so dumb...
Saturday, March 10, 2012      6 comments

- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. - Still boots to DOS. - Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. - Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi". - Stuck on the down escalator... Read more
Dating Game?
Saturday, March 10, 2012      4 comments

A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the ps... Read more
Definition of a Million
Wednesday, March 07, 2012      7 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is... Read more
The battle of the dads
Wednesday, March 07, 2012      2 comments

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a ... Read more
Inner Wisdom Revealed
Monday, March 05, 2012      4 comments

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except th... Read more
Interview at the RR
Saturday, March 03, 2012      6 comments

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one... Read more
For the ladies/girls only! (Men go ahead !!!)
Saturday, March 03, 2012      3 comments

Gotta try this: It's amazing! http://www.obtampons.com/apolo
gy ... Read more
Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy:
Saturday, March 03, 2012      8 comments

1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the p... Read more
Inventions Bound to Fail
Friday, March 02, 2012      9 comments

*The water-proof towel *Glow in the dark sunglasses *Solar powered flashlights *Submarine screen doors *A book on how to read *Inflatable dart boards *A dictionary index *Dehydrated water - Just add wate... Read more
Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
Thursday, March 01, 2012      3 comments

- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? - Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? - If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? - If we make sweaters out of a... Read more
Dark Sucker
Thursday, March 01, 2012      1 comments

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence ... Read more
Funny Ads
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      7 comments

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe) - Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. - The hotel ... Read more

First Page  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 Last Page