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I Can Drive a Stick

Monday, March 19, 2012      6 comments

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Gotta Love The Irish

Saturday, March 17, 2012      6 comments

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the re... Read more

Doctor Ho Chi Minh Fernandez Gomez!

Friday, March 16, 2012      5 comments

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it li... Read more

We actually have come an incredible distance in 3 years!

Thursday, March 15, 2012      6 comments

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Classified Goof-Ups

Thursday, March 15, 2012      10 comments

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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. 

 Dog for sale: eats anything and is ... Read more

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      8 comments

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you 

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked 

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth 

*You sleep with your eyes open 

*You have to... Read more

Or a bartender...

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      5 comments

Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yo... Read more

12-step Jargon

Monday, March 12, 2012      2 comments

Twelve-step jargon has seeped into the language. I was trying to get my son to do his homework. "What's the assignment?" I asked. "Write a paper on a national leader," he answered. I pressed, "And what's the first step?" "Admittin... Read more

You're so dumb...

Saturday, March 10, 2012      6 comments

- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. - Still boots to DOS. - Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. - Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi". - Stuck on the down escalator... Read more

Dating Game?

Saturday, March 10, 2012      4 comments

A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the ps... Read more

Definition of a Million

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      7 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "a million years to me is... Read more

The battle of the dads

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      2 comments

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.' The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a ... Read more

Inner Wisdom Revealed

Monday, March 05, 2012      4 comments

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except th... Read more

Interview at the RR

Saturday, March 03, 2012      6 comments

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one... Read more

For the ladies/girls only! (Men go ahead !!!)

Saturday, March 03, 2012      3 comments

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