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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes...

Friday, April 06, 2012      3 comments

to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. ... Read more

Managers' Quotes

Friday, April 06, 2012      6 comments

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions: 

- As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using ind... Read more

Air Bashing

Wednesday, April 04, 2012      4 comments

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where ... Read more

Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012      5 comments

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 

 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4. 

4. You e-mail your... Read more


Wednesday, April 04, 2012      1 comments

An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother. "What's that?" she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item. "Uh..." stammers the anthropologist, "it's a phallic symbol." "Oh," says his grandmothe... Read more

In Uniform

Tuesday, April 03, 2012      5 comments

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things. While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little bo... Read more

There will be no nursing home in my future........

Tuesday, April 03, 2012      5 comments

When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.... Read more

Fresh Morning Sausage

Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Amazing how many people donít really know how things really are! Here you can get your fresh morning sausage. Instant Sausage....hysterical
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Jokes to tell when you go to a baby shower

Saturday, March 31, 2012      2 comments

Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called a... Read more

When Insults Had Class

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      11 comments

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea." He said, "If you were my wife,... Read more

More New Old Sayings

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      3 comments

- Don't byte off more than you can view. - Fax is stranger than fiction. - What boots up must come down. - Windows will never cease. - In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal). - Virtual reality is its own reward... Read more

New Old Sayings

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      2 comments

- Anywhere you hang your @ is home. - The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail. - A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. - You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. - Great groups from little i... Read more


Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Chicago people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive ... Read more

One Wish

Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, ... Read more

This ought to make you laugh if nothing does!

Saturday, March 24, 2012      4 comments
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