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Differences between men and women
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      5 comments

1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, P... Read more
Comfort in the night
Sunday, April 15, 2012      5 comments

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarrie... Read more
Theory of M&M Evolution
Sunday, April 15, 2012      7 comments

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezin... Read more
A Gift from the Sheriff
Sunday, April 15, 2012      5 comments

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it the... Read more
4 YEAR OLDS
Saturday, April 14, 2012      4 comments

Ever notice how  a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?   Several  years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning.  As I came into my bedroom about 2a.m.,  I found my two ch... Read more
Shopping for Men
Saturday, April 14, 2012      4 comments

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns... Read more
Potatoes
Friday, April 13, 2012      7 comments

Every morning during our coffee break, my co-workers and I listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague. We then tried to share some helpful hints and recipes. One day she asked us for step-by-step instructions on cooking swe... Read more
Boss and respect
Sunday, April 08, 2012      5 comments

The boss was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried an old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door. After lunch, he noticed someone had taped ano... Read more
Running Errands
Sunday, April 08, 2012      4 comments

Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general "go-fer" at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out ... Read more
New time off policy
Saturday, April 07, 2012      3 comments

Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers) SICKNESS We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY ... Read more
Head scratching signs
Saturday, April 07, 2012      4 comments

- Signs In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." - In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?" - In a Pennsylvania cemetary: "Persons are... Read more
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes...
Friday, April 06, 2012      3 comments

to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. ... Read more
Managers' Quotes
Friday, April 06, 2012      6 comments

Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here are some of the submissions: 

- As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using ind... Read more
Air Bashing
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      4 comments

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where ... Read more
Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century.
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      5 comments

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 

 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4. 

4. You e-mail your... Read more

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