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Army Cadet

Sunday, April 29, 2012      6 comments

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that... Read more

The old flat tire excuse...great idea!

Thursday, April 26, 2012      6 comments

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from... Read more

Surprise!

Thursday, April 26, 2012      2 comments

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. ... Read more

One-Up-Man-Ship

Thursday, April 26, 2012      1 comments

This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... Read more

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU DRANK TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND

Thursday, April 26, 2012      2 comments

1. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile. 2. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 since Friday. 3. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car. 4. You're now the proud invent... Read more

The Priest and the Bum

Monday, April 23, 2012      10 comments

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a subway one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opene... Read more

Drinking and driving

Sunday, April 22, 2012      7 comments

All - I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of... Read more

Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once

Sunday, April 22, 2012      4 comments

From my auto mechanic: 

"That part is much less expensive than I thought." 
"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."
 "You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street." ... Read more

Add More Drama To Your Life

Sunday, April 22, 2012      6 comments

Tired of your humdrum life? Push the button www.youtube.com/watch?v=
316AzLYfAzw&feature=youtu.be ... Read more

Fondest Wish

Saturday, April 21, 2012      5 comments

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noti... Read more

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

Saturday, April 21, 2012      3 comments

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started h... Read more

Polar Bear Attack!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012      6 comments

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Differences between men and women

Tuesday, April 17, 2012      5 comments

1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, P... Read more

Comfort in the night

Sunday, April 15, 2012      5 comments

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarrie... Read more

Theory of M&M Evolution

Sunday, April 15, 2012      7 comments

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezin... Read more


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