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The old flat tire excuse...great idea!
Thursday, April 26, 2012      6 comments

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from... Read more
Thursday, April 26, 2012      2 comments

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. ... Read more
Thursday, April 26, 2012      1 comments

This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... Read more
Thursday, April 26, 2012      2 comments

1. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile. 2. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 since Friday. 3. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car. 4. You're now the proud invent... Read more
The Priest and the Bum
Monday, April 23, 2012      10 comments

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a subway one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick, and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opene... Read more
Drinking and driving
Sunday, April 22, 2012      7 comments

All - I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of... Read more
Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once
Sunday, April 22, 2012      4 comments

From my auto mechanic: 

"That part is much less expensive than I thought." 
"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."
 "You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street." ... Read more
Add More Drama To Your Life
Sunday, April 22, 2012      6 comments

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Fondest Wish
Saturday, April 21, 2012      5 comments

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noti... Read more
Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
Saturday, April 21, 2012      3 comments

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started h... Read more
Polar Bear Attack!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      6 comments

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Differences between men and women
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      5 comments

1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, P... Read more
Comfort in the night
Sunday, April 15, 2012      5 comments

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarrie... Read more
Theory of M&M Evolution
Sunday, April 15, 2012      7 comments

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger,I apply pressure, squeezin... Read more
A Gift from the Sheriff
Sunday, April 15, 2012      5 comments

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it the... Read more

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