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No Internet!
Monday, May 14, 2012      1 comments

Been out of WiFi range for three days! I missed you all, and I hope you missed my belly laughs! Am catching up slowly. Did enjoy getting to the ocean and renewing by watching the waves wash in and in. Lovely sunsets.... Read more
We Have New Babies
Friday, May 11, 2012      8 comments

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously... Read more
Writers' Conference
Thursday, May 10, 2012      3 comments

'Writing: For the Sell of It' was the theme of our community college's annual writers' conference. When I called a widely published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker, my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, "I don't... Read more
My Dog Can't Swim...
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      6 comments

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A dollar a bucket
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      5 comments

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of standing," his doctor declared. "You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you'll feel better." When the man got to Florida, he went in... Read more
Shame on you!
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      7 comments

My 7-year-old daughter came home from school one day, held up her middle finger, and asked me what it meant. I was so shocked that I could say only, "Shame on you," followed by, "If anyone does that to you, just say, "Shame on you" to that perso... Read more
Animal Truisms
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      5 comments

- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? - If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. - In order to keep a true perspective of ... Read more
A Pirate's Tale
Sunday, May 06, 2012      5 comments

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the p... Read more
Famous Movie Quotes (The First Drafts)
Sunday, May 06, 2012      2 comments

The Godfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I'd jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?" The T... Read more
Free Drinks
Sunday, May 06, 2012      1 comments

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you... Read more
Speeding Up
Sunday, May 06, 2012      0 comments

The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. Also: Bir... Read more
WWJD
Thursday, May 03, 2012      5 comments

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam an... Read more
A Lesson in English
Thursday, May 03, 2012      5 comments

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform in bed. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man s... Read more
New Drugs on the Market
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      7 comments

St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. 

 Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how a... Read more
Degrees of "Blondness"
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      4 comments

FIRST DEGREE
: Married couple were asleep when the phone rang 
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, 
listened a moment and said 'How should I know; that's 200 miles 
from here!' and hung up. ... Read more

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