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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

Sunday, May 27, 2012      6 comments

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasion... Read more

A couple in the park...

Sunday, May 27, 2012      4 comments

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"... Read more

Inner Peace

Saturday, May 26, 2012      4 comments

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished,... Read more

Does this sign need updating???

Thursday, May 24, 2012      5 comments

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Way too Drunk...

Thursday, May 24, 2012      11 comments

A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home. The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell over straight away. He tried to sta... Read more

Car Keys

Wednesday, May 23, 2012      9 comments

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have le... Read more

Prescription....

Monday, May 21, 2012      6 comments

An older man strode in to his doctor's office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since wh... Read more

More Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. - Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. - A clear conscience is usuall... Read more

Blonde Riding a Horse

Sunday, May 20, 2012      6 comments

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the ... Read more

GI Insurance

Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance... Read more

New Navy chaplain

Thursday, May 17, 2012      1 comments

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and... Read more

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - 99 percent of lawyers give th... Read more

How to Drink and Drive Successfully

Thursday, May 17, 2012      7 comments

Bubba and Billy were driving down the road while drinking beer when they spotted a roadblock ahead. "We're gonna get busted," whimpered Billy. "Don't worry," said Bubba. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the la... Read more

Senior Love.......

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      7 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my ... Read more

12 laughs a day just to maintain

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      4 comments

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