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Thursday, June 14, 2012      5 comments

Total the number of these that you remember: 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles 5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes 6.... Read more

Transportation in Heaven

Thursday, June 14, 2012      4 comments

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." T... Read more


Wednesday, June 13, 2012      1 comments

ASSASSINATE: A hired killer finished lunch COFFEE: Break fluid NEUROSIS: Fresh flowers CONSULTANT: Ask your motherís sister for advice NAUGHTY: Water, coke, or milk WITHDRAWAL: How people in Texas talk SHOTGUN WEDDING: A case of wife... Read more

Good Speller

Wednesday, June 13, 2012      5 comments

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight. I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you've forgotten, spell ... Read more

Just a thought...

Monday, June 11, 2012      6 comments

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The Candidate Next Door

Monday, June 11, 2012      1 comments
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Job Search Woes

Sunday, June 10, 2012      7 comments

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she'd have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employer... Read more

Baked Beans Lover (Can you see it coming?)

Friday, June 08, 2012      4 comments

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that th... Read more

Basketball, anybody?

Thursday, June 07, 2012      4 comments

This was on the news...not the whole video. When you get a few minutes watch this video its very funny. Kyrie Irving rookie of the year from Cleveland that played at Duke 2010. They dress him up in movie make up and make him look like an 80... Read more

Life Observations

Wednesday, June 06, 2012      5 comments

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea." 3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here. 4. Money can't buy happiness, but ... Read more

New Dad

Monday, June 04, 2012      2 comments

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything... Read more

Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Sunday, June 03, 2012      7 comments

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause yo... Read more

Helping an Overweight Blonde

Sunday, June 03, 2012      6 comments

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thi... Read more

Ashes to ashes

Saturday, June 02, 2012      6 comments

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks... Read more

Mixed-up Metaphors

Friday, June 01, 2012      9 comments

English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors a... Read more

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