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SUNSHINE65
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Modern Technology
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      4 comments

I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using ... Read more
If Only You Had Looked
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      5 comments

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" ... Read more
Grandpa, What's it like to be old?
Monday, June 25, 2012      6 comments

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Political Quotes
Sunday, June 24, 2012      4 comments

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congr... Read more
Funny News Headlines
Sunday, June 24, 2012      3 comments

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases Probe into Und... Read more
Memory Tricks
Saturday, June 23, 2012      3 comments

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: vi... Read more
He needed a wife
Saturday, June 23, 2012      4 comments

Joe was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sick father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening a... Read more
No Bathing Suits Allowe3d
Thursday, June 21, 2012      9 comments

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First Joke!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      8 comments

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One." ... Read more
IT'S BACK!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      4 comments

What a relief! The Mac is back! They only had to reinstall the operating system and all the data came back. Yay! Jokes are forthcoming!... Read more
Computer update
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      3 comments

Computer went to the hospital Monday afternoon. When I checked in on Tuesday afternoon they were still working on it, reinstalling the OS, [blah,blah,blah], and would know today. I don't even care how much it costs!!! I just want my baby back... Read more
Not my usual blog
Sunday, June 17, 2012      6 comments

My computer has done a freeze...it will not boot up. So I pulled out this net book I bought a couple of years ago to take on vacation, just to keep in touch. I'll take my Mac to the MacPac store tonmorrow and leave it there to see if they c... Read more
Stuck
Saturday, June 16, 2012      6 comments

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, s... Read more
English Lecture
Saturday, June 16, 2012      3 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wher... Read more
ANIMAL VETERINARY TREATMENTS
Thursday, June 14, 2012      3 comments

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me. At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying a lit... Read more

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