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No Bathing Suits Allowe3d
Thursday, June 21, 2012      9 comments

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First Joke!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      8 comments

In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One." ... Read more
IT'S BACK!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      4 comments

What a relief! The Mac is back! They only had to reinstall the operating system and all the data came back. Yay! Jokes are forthcoming!... Read more
Computer update
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      3 comments

Computer went to the hospital Monday afternoon. When I checked in on Tuesday afternoon they were still working on it, reinstalling the OS, [blah,blah,blah], and would know today. I don't even care how much it costs!!! I just want my baby back... Read more
Not my usual blog
Sunday, June 17, 2012      6 comments

My computer has done a freeze...it will not boot up. So I pulled out this net book I bought a couple of years ago to take on vacation, just to keep in touch. I'll take my Mac to the MacPac store tonmorrow and leave it there to see if they c... Read more
Stuck
Saturday, June 16, 2012      6 comments

My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, s... Read more
English Lecture
Saturday, June 16, 2012      3 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wher... Read more
ANIMAL VETERINARY TREATMENTS
Thursday, June 14, 2012      3 comments

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me. At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying a lit... Read more
WARNING!!!!
Thursday, June 14, 2012      3 comments

As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary thought that suc... Read more
AGE BAROMETER
Thursday, June 14, 2012      5 comments

Total the number of these that you remember: 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles 5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes 6.... Read more
Transportation in Heaven
Thursday, June 14, 2012      4 comments

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." T... Read more
Daffynitions
Wednesday, June 13, 2012      1 comments

ASSASSINATE: A hired killer finished lunch COFFEE: Break fluid NEUROSIS: Fresh flowers CONSULTANT: Ask your motherís sister for advice NAUGHTY: Water, coke, or milk WITHDRAWAL: How people in Texas talk SHOTGUN WEDDING: A case of wife... Read more
Good Speller
Wednesday, June 13, 2012      5 comments

Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer" them, I had to set him straight. I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you've forgotten, spell ... Read more
Just a thought...
Monday, June 11, 2012      6 comments

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The Candidate Next Door
Monday, June 11, 2012      1 comments

www.nytimes.com/2012/06/
07/garden/mitt-romney-the-
candidate-next-door.html?_
r=1&emc=eta1 ... Read more

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