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Too Much Sugar
Thursday, July 05, 2012      10 comments

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered, "I'm a ... Read more
??????????
Wednesday, July 04, 2012      11 comments

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. Finally, one day, my wife had it. "Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my wife asked. "No," replied Terra. "Well, there was a ca... Read more
Sod
Tuesday, July 03, 2012      11 comments

Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah. "Do what?" asked S... Read more
Playing Blind
Monday, July 02, 2012      8 comments

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the wa... Read more
Health Club
Sunday, July 01, 2012      8 comments

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Church Bulletin Bloopers
Sunday, July 01, 2012      12 comments

"When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel." "The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility." " For those who have children and don't know it, there... Read more
Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie
Sunday, July 01, 2012      3 comments

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. - Don't... Read more
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!
Saturday, June 30, 2012      10 comments

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accele... Read more
I Want to Buy That
Saturday, June 30, 2012      4 comments

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and... Read more
Form Feed
Saturday, June 30, 2012      2 comments

Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: ... Read more
St. Peter's Book
Saturday, June 30, 2012      5 comments

A man arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see... Read more
Leave your shoes at the door
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      8 comments

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots... Read more
DMV hi lites
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      6 comments

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing. "Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over. "No," sai... Read more
Jets Fan
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      2 comments

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. ... Read more
Success
Wednesday, June 27, 2012      3 comments

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the... Read more

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