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Waking Up for Church

Saturday, July 07, 2012      6 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked."I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two,... Read more

High Blood Pressure

Thursday, July 05, 2012      5 comments

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's ... Read more

Too Much Sugar

Thursday, July 05, 2012      10 comments

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered, "I'm a ... Read more


Wednesday, July 04, 2012      11 comments

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. Finally, one day, my wife had it. "Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my wife asked. "No," replied Terra. "Well, there was a ca... Read more


Tuesday, July 03, 2012      11 comments

Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah. "Do what?" asked S... Read more

Playing Blind

Monday, July 02, 2012      8 comments

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the wa... Read more

Health Club

Sunday, July 01, 2012      8 comments

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Sunday, July 01, 2012      12 comments

"When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel." "The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility." " For those who have children and don't know it, there... Read more

Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie

Sunday, July 01, 2012      3 comments

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. - Don't... Read more


Saturday, June 30, 2012      10 comments

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accele... Read more

I Want to Buy That

Saturday, June 30, 2012      4 comments

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and... Read more

Form Feed

Saturday, June 30, 2012      2 comments

Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: ... Read more

St. Peter's Book

Saturday, June 30, 2012      5 comments

A man arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see... Read more

Leave your shoes at the door

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      8 comments

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots... Read more

DMV hi lites

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      6 comments

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing. "Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over. "No," sai... Read more

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