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Wife's Last Words

Thursday, July 12, 2012      6 comments

Tina was on her deathbed, with her husband Mike at her side. He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face. "Mike," she said weakly. "Hush my darling," he interrupted, "don't talk, save your strength." But she in... Read more

Preacher's Wish from God

Thursday, July 12, 2012      4 comments

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?" God replied, "One second." The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million ... Read more

Method of Eating Oreos

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      13 comments

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos: 1. The whole thing all at once. 2.... Read more

Class System...

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      8 comments

Sitting in the first row of coach class during a lengthy flight, my wife and I were able to hear a flight attendant as he pushed a wine cart down the aisle in the first-class section. "Would you care for chardonnay or burgundy?" he asked the hig... Read more

What Denomination?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      8 comments

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyt... Read more

Back Pain

Monday, July 09, 2012      5 comments

Ease back pain by eating pineapple. Just a cup of fresh chunks or one glass of juice is all you need. Pineapple contains high amounts of manganese; an important building block for collagen, the fibrous structure that helps support and protect yo... Read more

The Chapstick Story

Sunday, July 08, 2012      7 comments

Got this from a friend and it's just too rich not to share...…also, do you know where your chapstick has been? Oh, and now I know why I never had kids! Mary Kay supplied this little offering: Happy Sunday the 8th of July, folks, which ... Read more

Aren't We Fortunate To Be Seniors !

Saturday, July 07, 2012      10 comments

A friend of mine was sitting on a lawn, sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair. “My g... Read more

Who is the Susie in your life?

Saturday, July 07, 2012      13 comments

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot poss... Read more

Waking Up for Church

Saturday, July 07, 2012      6 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked."I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, and two,... Read more

High Blood Pressure

Thursday, July 05, 2012      5 comments

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked. "Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's ... Read more

Too Much Sugar

Thursday, July 05, 2012      10 comments

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said. "Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked. "No," the caller answered, "I'm a ... Read more

??????????

Wednesday, July 04, 2012      11 comments

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. Finally, one day, my wife had it. "Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my wife asked. "No," replied Terra. "Well, there was a ca... Read more

Sod

Tuesday, July 03, 2012      11 comments

Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Micah. "Do what?" asked S... Read more

Playing Blind

Monday, July 02, 2012      8 comments

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the wa... Read more


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