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Sealane right-of-way
Thursday, September 23, 2010      2 comments

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” Angry, the captain... Read more
Six Truths in Life
Saturday, September 18, 2010      6 comments

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. ... Read more
Excuses, excuses...
Sunday, September 12, 2010      0 comments

Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding. Here are some of the officers' favorites. By the way, none of them worked. A man told the officer he was rushing to the hospital beca... Read more
Interesting Unofficial Laws...But they're true...
Saturday, September 11, 2010      1 comments

"The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The Law of Reality" Never get into fig... Read more
The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad
Thursday, September 09, 2010      7 comments

You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.... Read more
Sunday, September 05, 2010      3 comments

The Government wants more money? Why don't they try selling candy bars like the Boy Scouts do? Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and in politics a worm uses you. A person that ... Read more
Thursday, September 02, 2010      6 comments

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call w... Read more
Sunday, August 29, 2010      3 comments

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 4. Any connect... Read more
"This is the first time I’ve ever been old… and it just sort of crept up on me,”
Thursday, August 26, 2010      4 comments
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010      2 comments

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, ... Read more
Turn the food pyramid upside down!
Monday, August 23, 2010      1 comments

I just read this fantastic article....explains a lot of our struggle!
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Watermelon....August treat
Sunday, August 22, 2010      2 comments

So do you know all about watermelon? Try this stumped me! emoticon Read more
Dumb Quotes: Hopefully they weren't thinking...hopefully...
Saturday, August 21, 2010      6 comments

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "I think that the film... Read more
Crucial Advice
Monday, August 16, 2010      3 comments

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going ... Read more
Clever Puns
Sunday, August 15, 2010      5 comments

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Reading w... Read more

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