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My Husband was seen with another woman...

Sunday, August 19, 2012      11 comments

Ladies, you have got to read this blog! It is so great and so funny!
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Please listen, Folks!

Saturday, August 18, 2012      6 comments
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You knew that was coming, didn't you?

Saturday, August 18, 2012      7 comments

A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of people who die in a single day appalls him. ... Read more

Breakfast conversation...

Saturday, August 18, 2012      2 comments

Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and com... Read more

Growing Up

Saturday, August 18, 2012      6 comments

My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't return home again until the February break. When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how much taller he... Read more

For Crying Out Loud

Friday, August 17, 2012      12 comments

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of th... Read more

How to Mess Up a Job Interview

Thursday, August 16, 2012      8 comments

We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves i... Read more


Tuesday, August 14, 2012      8 comments

RICHARD SIMMONS "SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES" 10 min: 126c burned 20 min: 252c burned 30 min: 378c burned 40 min: 504c burned 50 min: 630c burned OXYCISE! Oxycise: 10 mins: 118 cals burned moderate intensity Oxycise: 15 mins: 177 c... Read more


Monday, August 13, 2012      9 comments

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up. What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards ... Read more


Sunday, August 12, 2012      5 comments

The two inventors of the bungee rope went to Spain to test their invention. They built a 50-foot tower and, once completed, one of the guys stood on the edge of the platform and dove into the air with the rope tied to his feet. The other guy, st... Read more


Sunday, August 12, 2012      6 comments

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push." On a fron... Read more

Where did the expression ''Let them eat cake'' originate?

Sunday, August 12, 2012      8 comments

Answer: Marie Antoinette is reported to have said 'Qu'ils mangent de la brioche'. When French bakers ran out of bread, they were obliged to sell brioche to the needy at the same price as bread. So that when Marie Antoinette was allege... Read more

Great Come-backs by some of history's most famous people

Saturday, August 11, 2012      10 comments

1. Thomas Reed vs Henry Clay Clay: I would rather be right than be president. Reed: The gentleman need not trouble himself, he'll never be either. 2. Winston Churchill vs Lady Astor Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put ... Read more

Camping Tips

Friday, August 10, 2012      12 comments

Q. What equipment will I need to go camping? A. You need a tent. Tent sizes are measured in units of men, as in "a three-man tent"; this tells you how many men are required to erect the tent if they are all professional tent engineers. Even... Read more


Thursday, August 09, 2012      14 comments

- State worker - Legally drunk - Exact estimate - Act naturally - Found missing - Resident alien - Genuine imitation - Airline Food - Good grief - Government organization - Sanitary landfill - Alone together - Small crowd... Read more

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