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In-flight safety lecture...
Monday, October 01, 2012      8 comments

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Continental Flight w... Read more
Just sayin'...
Sunday, September 30, 2012      9 comments

1) It’s better to be crazy & know it than being sane & doubt it. 2) I’m lost. I've gone out to find me. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait. 3) I live in my own little world!!! But that's okay, cause they know me ther... Read more
Do Not Honk at Old People
Saturday, September 29, 2012      13 comments

A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event. The video is a quick one... but you'll ... Read more
World's Thinnest Books
Thursday, September 27, 2012      12 comments

America's Most Popular Lawyers 

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 

How to Get to The Super Bowl - by Dan Marino 

Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates 

M ... Read more
What Do I Look Like?
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      9 comments

There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, "Honey, look at the walls. They haven't been painted as long as we have lived here. It's peeling and cracking; couldn't you please j... Read more
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      11 comments

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run. After a sc... Read more
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
Monday, September 24, 2012      16 comments

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. ... Read more
Child's Perspective on Retirement
Friday, September 21, 2012      17 comments

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: 

"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retar... Read more
The Bible According to Kids
Friday, September 21, 2012      3 comments

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ... Read more
Horseback mishap
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      9 comments

An Antartian decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the Antartian be... Read more
Woo Hoo!
Monday, September 17, 2012      13 comments

Been kind of slow about blogging....sick for a week...bummer. But I came upon this a few minutes ago: "A new poll claims that 58 percent of Americans believe Barack Obama would beat Mitt Romney in a fistfight. I didn't realize that was ... Read more
Gain weight in the shower?
Saturday, September 15, 2012      21 comments

Read this blog on a maintainer's [NELLJONES] page: "I was telling my son, the Registered Dietician, about how much my weight bounces every day. I'm at maintenance so not trying to lose, yet my weight just pops around. He told me to weigh my... Read more
Why Are Republicans So Mean?
Friday, September 14, 2012      11 comments

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Notes To The Rural Milkman
Friday, September 14, 2012      14 comments

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." 

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk." 

 "Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it" 

"Milkman plea... Read more
My blog and I can say anything I want.
Thursday, September 13, 2012      26 comments

We have already gone a long way to earn the trust of the world. Luckily the world (except the Arabs right now) thinks of Obama much more positively than Romney! The kingmakers were Rove and Cheney and the Supreme Court unfortunately went w... Read more

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