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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

Monday, September 24, 2012      16 comments

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off white. 8. Crying can be fun. 7. Fat clothes. 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. ... Read more

Child's Perspective on Retirement

Friday, September 21, 2012      17 comments

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following: 

"We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retar... Read more

The Bible According to Kids

Friday, September 21, 2012      3 comments

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) - In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took ... Read more

Horseback mishap

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      9 comments

An Antartian decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the Antartian be... Read more

Woo Hoo!

Monday, September 17, 2012      13 comments

Been kind of slow about blogging....sick for a week...bummer. But I came upon this a few minutes ago: "A new poll claims that 58 percent of Americans believe Barack Obama would beat Mitt Romney in a fistfight. I didn't realize that was ... Read more

Gain weight in the shower?

Saturday, September 15, 2012      21 comments

Read this blog on a maintainer's [NELLJONES] page: "I was telling my son, the Registered Dietician, about how much my weight bounces every day. I'm at maintenance so not trying to lose, yet my weight just pops around. He told me to weigh my... Read more

Why Are Republicans So Mean?

Friday, September 14, 2012      11 comments

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Notes To The Rural Milkman

Friday, September 14, 2012      14 comments

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." 

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk." 

 "Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it" 

"Milkman plea... Read more

My blog and I can say anything I want.

Thursday, September 13, 2012      26 comments

We have already gone a long way to earn the trust of the world. Luckily the world (except the Arabs right now) thinks of Obama much more positively than Romney! The kingmakers were Rove and Cheney and the Supreme Court unfortunately went w... Read more

The reputation of the US in Europe risks sinking back to Bush-era levels

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      11 comments

Mitt Romney: only one in 20 of those surveyed in Britain, France and Germany held a positive view of him. The reputation of the US in Europe risks sinking back to Bush-era levels of unpopularity if Mitt Romney becomes president, according ... Read more

Some late night funnies

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      4 comments

Late Night Funny The conventions were so different. The Democrats finally look like a real political party; the Republicans look like a seminar for how to flip real estate for Jesus. The Democratic convention looked like the America I see w... Read more

I want this performance to be as realistic as possible

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      3 comments

A man went into the pet shop, "I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder," he said. "I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't wan... Read more

The Myths of the Education Crisis

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      10 comments
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Tickle Me Elmo

Tuesday, September 11, 2012      8 comments

TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE….     There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first... Read more

Police Comments were taken from police car videos

Tuesday, September 11, 2012      12 comments

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take ... Read more

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